I once bit into a hotdog, ate what was in my mouth.
I look at the bun, I seen this white thing. Thinking it
was an onion, I asked: Why is there an onion in my
bun, you know I don't like onions mom." She replies:
"Uhhh...thats not an onion, thats your tooth."
"It is?" I reply. I feel my mouth with my tounge, and
sure enough, it was a tooth.
True story.