brown town PROBE?!

[Robo Noob]

I normally go regularly too :x

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[zoneark]

I normally go regularly too :x

Ive heard of people die from not pooping.

[Robo Noob]

Ive heard of people die from not pooping.

forget

too bad my mom is bringing me pills in like half an hour :D

[Khorde]

forget

too bad my mom is bringing me pills in like half an hour :D

When you die you crap yourself. The muscles relaxy and you fill yer shorts.

[Robo Noob]

When you die you crap yourself. The muscles relaxy and you fill yer shorts.

lol south park

Also: Not true in some cases. I was standing next to my grandmother when she died. She didn't stuff, sorry. Also: My bowels are like tight. I can't stuff no matter how hard I try.

[General Nick]

Well, when you DO get those laxatives, go ahead, grab a couple of magazines or something, maybe even a laptop to watch a movie or something (Make sure it's far away from the toilet, so your stuff won't somehow hit it or something).

Then go ahead, lean back and relax. Think of it this way, it's better than eating a laxative at school.

[D3ATH]

Since you said that you didn't eat normal food, then that can be cause.
Snacks are usually dry. Eat more fresh food.

[Bisjac]

hes gonna be in there sweating and crying. ripping his ass wide, and just making blood.
might have to top that off with a butterknife, and take a break, get back to finish it after a prayer.

[Khorde]

maybe you have hard gas

[Robo Noob]

hes gonna be in there sweating and crying. ripping his ass wide, and just making blood.
might have to top that off with a butterknife, and take a break, get back to finish it after a prayer.

haha

[General Nick]

maybe you have hard gas

Oh yeah, that.

I once had a serious cramp going on right during after school. Thank God my mom picked me up early, and when I went home, I sat on the toilet and ripped a huge one.

Thank God for Febreeze.

[Khorde]

Oh yeah, that.

I once had a serious cramp going on right during after school. Thank God my mom picked me up early, and when I went home, I sat on the toilet and ripped a huge one.

Thank God for Febreeze.

ya i pooted for an hour and a half when i got home from track. it was sweet relief.

[Ghoul]

Oh yeah, that.

I once had a serious cramp going on right during after school. Thank God my mom picked me up early, and when I went home, I sat on the toilet and ripped a huge one.

Thank God for Febreeze.

Lucky! D:

I had to go badly at school once. Sadly, I forgot my phone, couldn't call my mom (couldn't go to the office to say "I have to take a stuff and I don't want to do it here, can I call my mom?") and I went the whole day having to take a stuff. It was so bad that afterwards, my toes hurt from curling them the whole school day.

Eventually, I got home and sat on the pot. It took around an hour to pass the whole load, since holding it for soooooo long (diarrhea) had compacted it and made me horribly constipated.

It was pretty much one of the worst days of my life. 

[Khorde]

Lucky! D:

I had to go badly at school once. Sadly, I forgot my phone, couldn't call my mom (couldn't go to the office to say "I have to take a stuff and I don't want to do it here, can I call my mom?") and I went the whole day having to take a stuff. It was so bad that afterwards, my toes hurt from curling them the whole school day.

Eventually, I got home and sat on the pot. It took around an hour to pass the whole load, since holding it for soooooo long (diarrhea) had compacted it and made me horribly constipated.

It was pretty much one of the worst days of my life. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

[Madmitten]

Thank goodness im homeschooled.