Author Topic: brown town PROBE?! (Read 13976 times)

Jimmg · March 19, 2009, 03:49:55 PM

Quote from: Robo Noob on March 19, 2009, 03:45:21 PM

that would just make me pee nearly invisible pee

No they filled me up the ass.

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Robo Noob · March 19, 2009, 03:55:20 PM

Quote from: NickTheSushi on March 19, 2009, 03:46:30 PM

If it's a girl are you gun be happy? :o
(as in the one who probes you ;o)

No, that'd be the equilvalent of being forgeted with a strap-on.

lol 3600th post

Robo Noob · March 19, 2009, 04:19:32 PM

Oh god. I just drank 3 tablespoons of laxitives. It was heavy as forget, it felt like I was swallowing quail shot, but it tasted like root beer so dunno. My mom says I'll prolly be stuffting violently as soon as it kicks in, so I'll stay home tomorrow again. Now we wait.

Sockton · March 19, 2009, 05:05:17 PM

did you go yet? :o

Colten · March 19, 2009, 05:10:02 PM

Haha, you think that sounds bad?
I had to have a tube shoved up my ass to pump out some stuff from who-knows-where when I was little

Noruzenchi · March 19, 2009, 05:12:36 PM

My intestines have made me suffer for the last 3 years. beat that

General Omega · March 19, 2009, 05:18:06 PM

The brown town douche is nowhere near as bad as what comes directly after they squeeze it. Almost instantaneous stuff load of crap coming out of you at once.

NickTheSushi · March 19, 2009, 05:19:48 PM

Quote from: General Omega on March 19, 2009, 05:18:06 PM

The brown town douche is nowhere near as bad as what comes directly after they squeeze it. Almost instantaneous stuff load of crap coming out of you at once.

Does it hurt? :o

General Omega · March 19, 2009, 05:24:15 PM

No, not at all. Having a weeks load of crap plus the stuff that did not come out of you for the last year just happens to be a pleasant experience. And they sell these things at pharmacies.

Robo Noob · March 19, 2009, 05:25:27 PM

Quote from: General Omega on March 19, 2009, 05:24:15 PM

No, not at all. Having a weeks load of crap plus the stuff that did not come out of you for the last year just happens to be a pleasant experience. And they sell these things at pharmacies.

Eww. So like, I could stuff out gum that I swallowed when I was six? :o

General Omega · March 19, 2009, 05:26:20 PM

I said year, not decade.

Also, it is better to eat a large meal and force it out that way because laxatives weaken the muscles in your ass and make it worse next time you have constipation. An brown town douche is just plain wrong for a male to do even to himself as to my case.

Riot · March 19, 2009, 05:28:15 PM

Sounds like love :D

Marcem · March 19, 2009, 05:37:02 PM

Quote from: Robo Noob on March 19, 2009, 05:25:27 PM

Eww. So like, I could stuff out gum that I swallowed when I was six? :o

Dumb myth, not true.

Riot · March 19, 2009, 06:09:35 PM

this is probably what will happen :P

http://Http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

Miga · March 19, 2009, 06:10:47 PM

Quote from: Riot on March 19, 2009, 06:09:35 PM

this is probably what will happen :P

http://Http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

Zoey.