I like cheese and crackers with my soup while I'm eating.
So. I stayed home from <noun> today due to one of the worst <nouns> of my <noun> (why does this random stuff keep happening?). Anyways, I went to the <professional>. She asked me when the last time I had a <noun> was. It's been around <number> weeks, but I payed no mind to that. I told when it was, and she said my <body part> could be <adjective> or some stuff. So my <relative> is getting me <noun>, and if that doesn't work, they're plunging this <noun> up my <body part>. Please help <emoticon>