"Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

[SuperToxic]

God I hate these people. They just join servers and do the same thing repeatedly for 5 minutes then ask a person who is talking if they will be their boyfriend/girlfriend. Most of them are six year olds and just do it because +1 popularity on rp servers. Like yesterday this person Samantha joins and asks someone "HEY WILL U B MUH BOYFRIEND IM 15" and the person she was asking said "Im 18" "LOL SO AM I" And I said "Really? If you are that old what do I mean by: 'girls suck'" She didn't know and kept avoiding the question. Eventually she left because we were calling her a liar. These people need social lives.

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[yuki]

They're all children. You can anticipate everything they do. I always say "Yes" and then ask them to do something totally loving weird. Even funnier is that they act like they know you really well.

Oh, and it's even funnier if they ask to be my pet...

[SuperToxic]

After they bog you down to say yes its all loveist jokes and them stalking you.
One person followed me to every server I went to and it was scary man... SCARY

[Plateau]

I was doing i giant ass eventing thing a guy came into my server adn was like this
"can i be your pet wolf????"

[SuperToxic]

Oh lets not forget
Generic RP addict has joined the game
Generic RP addict: Chao<I have no owner will someone adopt me
SuperToxic: No.
Generic RP addict has left the game

On a freebuild.

[logan513]

Its even more annoying when they ask you to adopt them.
You beat me to it.

[Khorde]

Oh lets not forget
Generic RP addict has joined the game
Generic RP addict: Chao<I have no owner will someone adopt me
SuperToxic: No.
Generic RP addict has left the game

On a freebuild.

Chaocigarettes make me RAAAAAAAGE

[Kerog]

Chaocigarettes make me RAAAAAAAGE

[SuperToxic]

Chaocigarettes make me RAAAAAAAGE

Indeed.

[Colten]

This is offtopic but I needed somewhere to post this.
Out off all the names Ive seen in Blockland, my favorite would have to be 'Puppy With A Jetpack'
Saw him some time in late 2007/Early 2008 and lol'd. His avatar was a creepbear with the Jetpack accessory.

Ontopic:
Blockhead has joined the game
Blockhead: meoww!
Blockhead: meowmeow!
Blockhead has spawned
*Blockhead is following Colten*
Blockhead: meow!
Colten: Wtf?
Blockhead: im a cat, wil u be my owner??
Colten has permanently banned player Blockhead

[Bisjac]

I got 5 girlfriends ages 11-14
We build castles together and go on virtual dates in them. Its hard to juggle the times with 5 girls. They all get home from school at the same time.
Gosh!

[SuperToxic]

I got 5 girlfriends ages 11-14
We build castles together and go on virtual dates in them. Its hard to juggle the times with 5 girls. They all get home from school at the same time.
Gosh!

You are a regular Archie Andrews, Bisjac!

[SeventhSandwich]

This is the most discusting thing ive ever heard,

_________
Stealth: BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stealth: Im sick
Me: ...
Stealth: *pukes*
Me: Nasty
Stealth: *throws up on SeventhSandwich)
Seventhsandwich has left the game

True story... happened on a physics fun server
Edit: My post killed the picture above my post
Doubleedit: Nope

[rawrman]

I got 5 girlfriends ages 11-14
We build castles together and go on virtual dates in them. Its hard to juggle the times with 5 girls. They all get home from school at the same time.
Gosh!

lol

[Scorpion1855]

Stealth: *throws up on SeventhSandwich)

BOOMER!