Suddenly I started getting a lot more people who ask for full immediately when they join.
A chap named "Die" came on and said this after I ignored his first request:

He then continued to leave after I continued to ignore him, and everyone was sad because Die wasn't there anymore and-- wait, I don't even know who Die is, why would I care that he's gone?
I just don't know. Does this actually work on some people?
Also in this topic: people who lock a coding help topic and replace everything with "SOLVED" rather than posting the explanation and the solution for future use.