Epic naps.

[300spartan]

u gaiz are idiots






    but there are some pretty funny stories

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[Marcem]

There is this room called AEC at my school It's like detention but you have to copy packets that are pointless anyway I've gone there over 50 times most likely. I once had 16 page packet with print this big. On to the nap part the AEC supervisor is so nice instead of doing my packet she lets me sleep if I want once had a 2 hour nap I just passed out when I came to I looked at the clock and though What the F***?

Bull

[kakashi11]

went to sleep on my couch, watched tv, bored out of my mind, then went to sleep

[Feep]

Once took a quick nap while climbing. I woke up on the ground, and hurt all over. Only a six foot fall, nothing serious.

[Saxophone]

I fell asleep in P.E. today and got stepped on 5 times.

[Ghoul]

Once took a quick fap while climbing. I woke up on the ground, and hurt all over. Only a six foot fall, nothing serious.

Change one letter and it sounds horribly wrong...

Anyway, I took a nap in Civics during another one of the teacher's lectures about government. I was in the back, so I thought I was pretty safe.

I'm well convinced that the teacher doesn't know any of his students' names, since he uses "SIR!" or "MA'AM!" to get someone's attention. If that person's not paying attention, the teacher usually has to stomp over and scream directly at the guy just to make him realize he's trying to talk to him.

Back to the point. I was taking this nap when we were supposedly taking turns reading out loud (a stupid activity he makes us do, reading about a short, 3 sentence paragraph from a book) and when it was finally my turn, I was fast asleep.

Somewhere in dreamland, I heard the words "SIR...!" echoing for some odd reason. Being in dreamland, I thought I was just sleeping in my bed as usual, and didn't know why Mr. Westfall's angry scream was in my dream (I remember thinking this in my dream). A few seconds later, I woke up to the old coot's face right in front of mine, screaming at me to wake up.

I still occasionally dream about his unrelenting screams, and his foul, noxious breath in my face. I usually wake up sweating from this nightmare...

[Saxophone]

I fell asleep in bed before.

[General Nick]

I fell asleep in bed before.

omg no ways

[Joker Card]

not really a nap, but i opened my backpack to do homework, and all of a sudden, i just got this just wave of boredom.i felt so freakin bored, like i just sat through mama mia! or something, so i zipped it back up, and all of a sudden i was back to normal. i felt like i just watched the dark knight.

[Knifeman]

Me and my friends (3 of 'em) stayed out in the back room (A little shed like room) over night and didn't go to sleep at all. I was cleaning up the back room after the guys went home, I fell asleep twice. First time I was using the vacuum cleaner and it has a handle (duh...), what I mean is that it's like a vertical stick. I fell asleep while operating it and I landed eye-first on the handle. It hurt! Second time I fell asleep I was cleaning the popcorn off the floor and fell asleep, my face landing in the pile I had collected. After about 10 minutes, my big brother gave a boot up the butt and told me to get cleaning. I cleaned up then fell asleep on my bed.

[Tokthree]

I once stayed up all night and while I was at school I fell asleep in 5th Period Science and I got woken up by my mate scott saying to me "Josh wake up! We found the pot!".

True story :V

[pixl]

I had a nightmare and when I woke up I screamed,"CANDLEJACK!" but nothing hap

[OneWithFire]

ONce i was scripting at my computer (And moviemaking) for five hours straight, i fell askeep and i had an indent of my keyboard on my face ._.

[thomas64]

i awalys fall asleep on the way you diney world :D!
and i AWALYS go to bed at midnight :D!!!!!

[Joker Card]

like in the first trimester of the year we were watching some really gay science movie. so i layed down on my desk bored as crap and fell asleep. i woke up at the end and then the teacher was like. ok, now write a page summary about this movie that we just watched. so i wrote down what i saw and it failed. and this is a little off topic, but one time i was at school and the fuzz was there (some kid was dealing drugs) and me and my friend we sitting down and i like yelled out " JOSH, STOP TRYING TO SELL ME CRACK!" and so hes like "ERIC PUT THAT BONG AWAY THERE'S A COP HERE!" so i was like " QUICK, SNORT FASTER HES LOOKING AT US, HURRY UP!" and this went on all lunch XD