Author Topic: chuck norris (NOT JOKES need facts for school)  (Read 2755 times)

ok so im doing a chuck norris reprot thing and i need 5 real facts and then this will become jokes if all goes well but first FACTS please i seartch on yahoo or gogle all jokes helpz :D

Chuck Norris enjoys Chuck Norris jokes.


Chuck Norris kills you if you tell Chuck Norris jokes to his face.
Fixed.


anything else all jokes

Another solution:
Choose someone else.

cant i procrastinated and its due tomorow well atleast 5 facts are

Change people. You're not going to find anything serious on Chuck Norris.

Here;
Just found this under 30 seconds:
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/26/10-strange-facts-about-einstein/

cant i procrastinated and its due tomorow well atleast 5 facts are
Guess what?
Don't procrastinate.
You didn't do your work, you shouldn't be asking any of us.
Take it like a real man, and just admit to your teacher(s) that you didn't do it.

Don't procrastinate.

Blasphemy. I just finished a project due this friday that I've had for 3 months.

On topic: Chuck Norris was a guy (1) He worked out (2) He was in movies (3) He has a lot of jokes about him (4) He's forgetnig awesome (5)

There, 5 facts. :D

dude i tried i was out for a long time this week didnt know it was an assignment til today PLEASE help

Blasphemy. I just finished a project due this friday that I've had for 3 months.
Lol.
I made a huge story (about 10 or so paragraphs) once, all in one day.
Everybody loved the story, too. I've gotten so good at procrastinating and turning in good things.

dude i tried i was out for a long time this week didnt know it was an assignment til today PLEASE help
OBVIOUSLY you had to of heard about it.
You procrastinated. Procrastinators don't deserve help.
Sorry.

wanna give me5 chuck facts

wanna give me5 chuck facts
About chucking things? Okay.

1. Chucking things often breaks the item you've chucked.
2. Chucking things at people often makes a good weapon.
3. Chucking electronic devices obviously causes them to not work (most of the time).
4. You should always aim before chucking things, so it hits the target.
5. Miga will be chucking his broken iPod Touch 1G at the end of the school year at someone.