That's right, read it and weep. One novelty heavy sandvich, straight from TF2. White bread, ham, 3 slices of swiss cheese, 2 slices of tomato, (1 for me, since they were so big), and a toothpick WITH an olive, sliced diagonally.
It was fan-loving-tastic. Except for the tomato.
I loving HATE tomatoes.
I'd love to give a picture, except I don't think I can get a camera deep enough into my stomach.