Author Topic: Funny Haikus (Read 2813 times)

Hazard · March 25, 2009, 09:13:38 PM

Post your funny haikus here.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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Hazard · March 25, 2009, 09:30:19 PM

Nobody? XD

Hazard · March 25, 2009, 09:31:49 PM

Come on blocklanders
Post your funny haikus here
It would make me glad

:D

Jess · March 25, 2009, 09:33:55 PM

what the hell is a haiku

Panterra8905 · March 25, 2009, 09:34:15 PM

This topic is cool,
if only people would help,
I want some Haikus!

Quote from: Jess on March 25, 2009, 09:33:55 PM

what the hell is a haiku

Wow, are you in like 1st grade?

Moriarty · March 25, 2009, 09:51:11 PM

I learned "what the hell a haiku is" in 4th grade.

Netwars4 · March 25, 2009, 09:56:40 PM

3rd grade for me
i fail at them though.

Hugums · March 25, 2009, 09:59:29 PM

Pocky oh pocky
My sweet delicious poky
Chocolaty sweet

KoopaScooper · March 25, 2009, 10:00:39 PM

Cake yesterday,
Cake today,
but never cake tomorrow.
It's funny because it's a time paradox.

Panterra8905 · March 25, 2009, 10:14:11 PM

Quote from: KoopaScooper on March 25, 2009, 10:00:39 PM

Cake yesterday,
Cake today,
but never cake tomorrow.
It's funny because it's a time paradox.

That's not a Haiku.

pixl · March 25, 2009, 10:16:34 PM

I suck at haikus
I don't know how 2
stuff forget bitch

Jsk2003 · March 25, 2009, 10:20:45 PM

Quote from: KoopaScooper on March 25, 2009, 10:00:39 PM

Cake yesterday,
Cake today,
but never cake tomorrow.
It's funny because it's a time paradox.

Do people not realize that haiku's are 5-7-5?

Stop writing haikus
You all epic fail on haikus
Become an hero cigarettes

Skulltulla · March 25, 2009, 10:30:13 PM

I love haikus
I only wish I could write
But mine suck forget stuff.

Jsk2003 · March 25, 2009, 10:32:27 PM

Quote from: Skulltulla on March 25, 2009, 10:30:13 PM

I love haikus
I only wish I could write
But mine suck forget stuff.

That's only 4 syllables...

pixl · March 25, 2009, 10:33:20 PM

I love humping stuff
I don't hump guys, I'm not gay
Don't judge you bastards