Author Topic: Lock-down at school today.  (Read 8274 times)

I'll be more stealthy next time. Thanks for the heads up.
Lol'd

In 6th grade there was a lock down, we where walking down to our schools stadium and we got half way there when we saw like 12 police helicopters flying over the school, then we ran inside, supposedly there was a bank robbery just down the road, and one of the robbers was spotted near the school.

Our school don't have lockdowns.

Saying "LOCKDOWN LOEL" or "omg intruder" is very stupid for schools.

They need to have some code word that only teachers know. That way, if a student goes on a killing spree, they can say codeword and student would be like "OH NORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT THEY DON'T KNOW I'M BEING A friend"
On one of the sheets posted around my school, it says "If you hear "Code Red" on the announcements, assume lockdown procedure" on a piece of tape. Underneath the tape, you can barely see that Code Red is replaced with something like "Ted Smith to the office"

My school says "Mr. lock has entered the building."

And then our nifty automatic doors close and lock themselves, and we huddle in a corner.

That is so awesome.  Are they sliders that go 'WOOSH' or boing old hinged doors?

You know, I wouldn't be suprised if someone just put on a large trenchcoat and a hat and just walked around the school randomly to mess with people for the fun of it.

A newspaper reporter snuck onto campus and just hung out all day at school.  So now they do random ID checks.

*This is a full scale lock-down, i repeat this is a full scale lock-down. Evacuate to the bunker, activate sonars and lock down the doors with bullet proof steel, there is
a unregistered homeless puppy in the perimeter*




Lol, what if this happened to you?

"I am not suspicious"
                                 /Pulls out AK47





Sounds fun. All of our lock-downs are just drills, I want excitement :<
Me too, and I want to see how many people cry during a real situation.


Offtopic,
It's my birthday, I just got tf2!
Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday...
« Last Edit: March 27, 2009, 09:06:12 PM by Quantum »

"Teachers, lock the doors, close the windows, and pull down the blinds. This is a lock-down. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill."

All hands to battlestations!!! this is not a drill!!

On one of the sheets posted around my school, it says "If you hear "Code Red" on the announcements, assume lockdown procedure" on a piece of tape. Underneath the tape, you can barely see that Code Red is replaced with something like "Ted Smith to the office"
Would suck to be named Ted Smith, and then you're like 'BUT THEY SAID TO GOTO OFFICE" "SHH" "BUUUUUUTBUTBUTBUT"

Me too, and I want to see how many people cry during a real situation.


Offtopic,
It's my birthday, I just got tf2!
Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday...
/facepalm

We had a surprise drill a year or so back and the principle would go into all the class rooms that were making noise and say "Bam your dead" needless to say a couple teachers got upset lol.  Also does anyone else's school put up a piece of paper in the window during the drills so the intruder can't see in? That never made any sense to me.

*ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL wait wat? *Whisper Whisper* Oh NEVER MIND ITS JUST A DRILL SHHSSSSHHHH ok yah i shouldnt of had that burito *ERRRERRRR* Wait is this thing on o crap!


It gets loving uncomfortable under desks. >.>