Oh yah it's real funny.
Thief, you are an ass hole and you do need to get out, you can't just come here and think you are hot crap and decide you are smarter than everyone. You are no better than them in my opinion. Also, we certainly don't have that "plethora of reasons" that you hate them so much.
Then don't post. You obviously don't care about the subject matter and only intend on flaming me because I haven't lurked the forums in a very long time and have missed out on all the delicious drama surrounded these guys. And I don't think that I'm an starfish solely based on this thread. All that happened was some friend tried to rain on my parade and I got out my umbrella. If you cant handle these responses you're trying to beat down the wrong person. My vocabulary should be on-par with anyone else my age. Just because you're 12 doesn't mean I'm trying to "sound smarter than" you because I use words that anyone else should know with my degree of education (which, granted, isn't as much as that would make it out to be).
And I will refrain from going in depth with exact details, as that may cause either of them to gain some perspective on who I am, but they are both major "pseudo intellectuals" in various respects. Kalphiter seems to be trying to prove he isn't an idiot by coding his stuffty scripts and Duckmeister is by doing exactly what you hate about me, except I'm not actually fluffing up my content to sound smarter, I'm just typing as I would speak in real life.