Author Topic: Main Event: I have found Gamers Hell (Read 1260 times)

Block Builder · March 28, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

Im at some arcade like place with bowling and stuff just incase you didn't know. What should I do? All the shooting games are just on rail movement and unlimited ammo so they are not fun and all the racing games look like 64 ports except they look even more terrible on the 72 inch screens. The one game that actually looked fun was guitar hero but it wouldn't let me change the difficulty and it cost 2.50 to play knights of cydonia and I stopped after three notes because it was on easy.

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Block Builder · March 28, 2009, 04:05:52 PM

And my psp is at 2 bars of battery. After scouting around I have found no free movement fps and my psp has more processing power than any single game I could find. I am truly in a gamers hell.

Mateo · March 28, 2009, 04:08:28 PM

Pacman.

Block Builder · March 28, 2009, 04:12:09 PM

Quote from: Mateo on March 28, 2009, 04:08:28 PM

Pacman.

There are no 2D games. I couldn`t find any old school games.

Nepthan · March 28, 2009, 04:13:52 PM

Well, bowling is better than stuffty video games.

Marcem · March 28, 2009, 04:26:05 PM

Quote from: Block Builder on March 28, 2009, 04:05:52 PM

And my psp is at 2 bars of battery. After scouting around I have found no free movement fps and my psp has more processing power than any single game I could find. I am truly in a gamers hell.

Only Japan VALVe ones are all of what I've heard of.

Block Builder · March 28, 2009, 04:32:34 PM

i tried the crane toy grabber and the damn thing broke. I don't think it will truly be hell though until my psps battery dies or i am forced to play one of the games. I wish I could take the money off the stupid card its on and put it towards the DSi I want. oh well life sucks

Brickman · March 28, 2009, 04:35:28 PM

Quote from: Block Builder on March 28, 2009, 04:32:34 PM

i tried the crane toy grabber and the damn thing broke. I don't think it will truly be hell though until my psps battery dies

Why don't you just leave it? Unless, are you forced to stay there? :0

Mikiyikiy · March 28, 2009, 04:38:12 PM

Quote from: Brickman on March 28, 2009, 04:35:28 PM

Why don't you just leave it? Unless, are you forced to stay there? :0

You need to beat 15 games before the exit door is unlocked.

Block Builder · March 28, 2009, 04:45:15 PM

my bro wanted to stay but now i think we are leaving

Orgodemirk · March 28, 2009, 06:11:40 PM

Well, two bars on psp. That's like an hour or two.

Jimmg · March 28, 2009, 06:24:53 PM

Aww is someone sad that no place in the world is perfect enough?

zackin5 · March 28, 2009, 07:18:52 PM

Quote from: Jimmg on March 28, 2009, 06:24:53 PM

Aww is someone sad that no game in the arcade is perfect enough?

Fix'd

Don't look for Dues-ex in a arcade

NickTheSushi · March 28, 2009, 07:21:47 PM

Quote from: zackin5 on March 28, 2009, 07:18:52 PM

Don't look for Dues-ex in a arcade

I don't know about Dues-Ex, but has anyone ever seen Theif on an Arcade machine? The machine I'm planning to get has it.

Wedge · March 28, 2009, 08:06:08 PM

There was an arcade in Jacksonville, Florida that had all of the classic arcade cabinets (not those ones that have 100 games on them either), all for a quarter. The sort of place that is being replaced with Supreme Car Derby Deluxe and Deer and Turkey Bloody Exploder 2006, where every machine gives you tickets you can redeem for a 3 cent glowing ball made by child labor in China. I played Centipede and Galaga while I was there.

It was in a trendy restaurant at a high-end mall. They probably kept all the games there so they could charge me 15 bucks for a Reuben sandwich and fried pickles.