Author Topic: POST YOUR UNFUNNY JOKES HERE!!! (Read 10770 times)

-Mike- · March 28, 2009, 10:55:09 PM

Anything that isn't funny or makes you seem weird in public.

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Sockton · March 28, 2009, 11:19:07 PM

Ok,

A guy buys a camoflauge jacket in a store

he comes home with it and puts it in his closet

the next day he goes in his closet to get his camoflauge jacket

he can't find it

where is it?

Ladios · March 28, 2009, 11:21:30 PM

A man walks into a bar. About 3 minutes later he wakes up.

Jervan · March 28, 2009, 11:23:03 PM

Women rights.

Ladios · March 28, 2009, 11:24:34 PM

Quote from: Jervan on March 28, 2009, 11:23:03 PM

Women rights.

Is it bad that this made me burst out in laughter?

Jervan · March 28, 2009, 11:25:42 PM

Quote from: ladios on March 28, 2009, 11:24:34 PM

Is it bad that this made me burst out in laughter?

Yes

Swholli · March 28, 2009, 11:37:04 PM

Hey, you want to know why black people are all left handed?

Cause they have no rights.

Regulith · March 28, 2009, 11:40:48 PM

2 guys walked into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.

Why is it good to hang out with mushrooms? Because they're fungi's!

Plateau · March 28, 2009, 11:49:25 PM

Why dont black people sleep?

Look what happened to the last black guy who sleeped :)

Swholli · March 29, 2009, 12:03:54 AM

Quote from: Boomshan on March 28, 2009, 11:49:25 PM

Why dont black people sleep?

Look what happened to the last black guy who sleeped :)

Um... what? I mean they're supposed to not be funny, but they can at least make sense. And it's slept.

Ace · March 29, 2009, 12:08:25 AM

I've got some unfunny ones for you:

Quote from: Bushido on February 01, 2009, 11:38:15 PM

BEES!

Quote from: Bushido on March 19, 2009, 11:44:15 PM

Bees?

Quote from: Bushido on March 10, 2009, 08:41:17 PM

BEEBEE

Quote from: Bushido on March 09, 2009, 09:49:32 PM

bees

Quote from: Bushido on January 29, 2009, 05:39:28 PM

bees.

Meekl · March 29, 2009, 12:10:41 AM

a guy walks into a bar.he says "Ouch."

Swholli · March 29, 2009, 12:12:43 AM

Quote from: MEEKL!!! on March 29, 2009, 12:10:41 AM

a guy walks into a bar.he says "Ouch."

I've heard that joke 3 times now. This is a stupid topic.

Dropshock · March 29, 2009, 12:21:15 AM

Quote from: Swholli on March 28, 2009, 11:37:04 PM

Hey, you want to know why black people are all left handed?

Cause they have no rights.

I've never heard that one before, I pissed my self. xD

J.C. · March 29, 2009, 12:48:58 AM

I'd post a Riddler joke... On second thought, maybe later. I'm gonna get some orange Jews.

...Crap. (No offense to anyone who happens to be Jewish or live in Germany... or, as ironic as it sounds to me, both.) (Or any- strangely- orange colored folks, I guess.)
(Okay actually that one would've done it, yeah. My apologies if I called anyone out there strange because of a visual feature.) (...Skin cancer? Seriously, how the hell...)