Author Topic: portal  (Read 2510 times)

my loving portal ghame wont work


You know there is a "Modify" button, right? And you haven't even told us what's not working about it.

Make sure you haven't spilt a Mcflurry on the PC or inserted a big mac into a CD drive.

You have to turn on the computer first.


You have to turn on the computer first.

Well I think his computer would be on if he's posting this.

my loving portal ghame wont work

Well, considering I'm psychic and know exactly what happens when your Portal game doesn't work, I'm going to say that your Flaxaber needs to be reconaglimated.

Well, considering I'm psychic and know exactly what happens when your Portal game doesn't work, I'm going to say that your Flaxaber needs to be reconaglimated.

/facepalm

I should have known! Good work Regulith!

ok heres what ya do stop being a noob and reinstall

Stop using a computer from 2001.

Pour water on your computer and light your monitor on fire, it should fix the problem.

You need to pour glue on your keyboard, it should help.

While you're at it, open your computer up while it's on, then go ahead and try to build up static charge on a carpet or something, and finally touch something in the computer box.

Don't listen to them. You have to find your system32 folder, and delete it. It'll make the computer faster, which will make the game work.

If Regulith's suggestion doesn't work, call the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. The number is on the back of the box. If your one of the first 20 callers, you'll recieve cake!