What is your darkest secret?

[-Mike-]

My name is secretly Mike. Also I am a zombie.

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[Digmaster]

That's not a dark secret.

[Dr Bling]

It wouldn't be a secret if you broadcasted it over the internet, would it?

[Spiderpig]

omgomgomg i onced used a public potty shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell
Why I would tell the internet my darkest secret?

[-Mike-]

That's not a dark secret.

YES IT IS

[Shinji]

I'M SECRETLY TELLING YOU GUYS A SECRET. SECRETLY.

[Joker Card]

My first name is the same as the creator of Blockland.
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STOP IT!

[Mateo]

Sometimes my lightbulb burns out at night.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Nothing you know about me is true.

[-Mike-]

I ate all my friends.

[Sirrus]

YES IT IS
User was not banned for this post

You're probably going to get banned for a fake ban.

[DracoSoul]

I JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

[Digmaster]

I JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

I ALSO JIZZ. IN. YOUR PANTS.

[-Mike-]

You're probably going to get banned for a fake ban.

But it said user was NOT banned for this post. :(

[Joker Card]

i saw Draco S. and i GIZZED IN MY PANTS

But it said user was NOT banned for this post. :(

You edited it out.... don't be a queer, you wrote it and then edited it out, so you should now have to wear the queer condom on your head.