Author Topic: Mass April Fool's Day Jokes. (Read 2461 times)

Enholli · April 01, 2009, 05:30:38 PM

I got a fake detention slip from the student teacher and showed it to my mom. It said I made a "rude gesture" (flipped him off) and she freaked out. :D

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SuperToxic · April 01, 2009, 05:38:00 PM

We did our announcements for the day and then some mysterious voice came on the mic and told us he was working for the state and we had a glitch in our standardized tests and we had to re-do them.
The teachers even had a schedule that set us to go to assigned classes.
Everyone freaked out and when we went to the classes we were assigned to, the mysterious voice came on the announcements again and shouted April Fools!
Turns out they had a friend of the principal's come over and be that mysterious voice.
You could hear them cracking up over the mic when they shouted April fools.

Dropshock · April 01, 2009, 05:41:16 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on April 01, 2009, 05:23:22 PM

My mom told me to drive the car from our loal CVS to home. (first time driving) So i drive and i crash into someones car. They decide to press charges. Then when we meet again, my mom yells "APRIL FOOLS"

bull stuff

Block Builder · April 01, 2009, 06:02:38 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on April 01, 2009, 05:23:22 PM

My mom told me to drive the car from our loal CVS to home. (first time driving) So i drive and i crash into someones car. They decide to press charges. Then when we meet again, my mom yells "APRIL FOOLS"

Then I drove to the moon to go find my raisen studded belt that would lead me to victory in a car vs. motercycle deathmatch.

WRB852 · April 01, 2009, 06:06:17 PM

Quote from: supertoxic on April 01, 2009, 05:38:00 PM

We did our announcements for the day and then some mysterious voice came on the mic and told us he was working for the state and we had a glitch in our standardized tests and we had to re-do them.
The teachers even had a schedule that set us to go to assigned classes.
Everyone freaked out and when we went to the classes we were assigned to, the mysterious voice came on the announcements again and shouted April Fools!
Turns out they had a friend of the principal's come over and be that mysterious voice.
You could hear them cracking up over the mic when they shoted April fools.

I wish my school was that gay.

Madmitten · April 01, 2009, 06:06:32 PM

Quote from: Block Builder on April 01, 2009, 06:02:38 PM

Then I drove to the moon to go find my raisen studded belt that would lead me to victory in a car vs. motercycle deathmatch.

that sound pwnsome, btw When i said meet again i meant we met at our house to discuss the matter

Falcondude · April 01, 2009, 06:08:29 PM

"We've decided to make another month of school in July"

No-one in our class even faked a laugh

Ladios · April 01, 2009, 08:13:17 PM

My physics teacher told us we had a surprise test today. After a bit of scilence everyone was like oh its an april fools joke...
it wasnt :'(

Chriz · April 01, 2009, 08:18:28 PM

Some handicap: HEY DOOD YOU DROPPED UR richard
Me: Oh really?
Some handicap: YEAH!

Another one...
Math Teacher: Instead of just doing AIMS (our state tests) for class, I decided to give you a twelve page quiz.
Me: *mumbling: oh forget no.*
Math Teacher: APRIL FOOLS! **Chucks eraser at a kid**

Another...
Friend: Your shoes are untied.
Person: REALLY?! **Bends down**
-Everybody rams into him-

Khorde · April 01, 2009, 08:34:34 PM

We had Standardized tests. No joke.

AIMS, they call it. Arizona's Instrument to Measure Standards. Oh yeah, it was real.

Madmitten · April 01, 2009, 08:52:03 PM

Quote from: Chriz on April 01, 2009, 08:18:28 PM

Some handicap: HEY DOOD YOU DROPPED UR richard
Me: Oh really?
Some handicap: YEAH!

Another one...
Math Teacher: Instead of just doing AIMS (our state tests) for class, I decided to give you a twelve page quiz.
Me: *mumbling: oh forget no.*
Math Teacher: APRIL FOOLS! **Chucks eraser at a kid**

Another...
Friend: Your shoes are untied.
Person: REALLY?! **Bends down**
-Everybody rams into him-

Someone would've had to pull his pants down

Sabbin · April 01, 2009, 09:46:35 PM

Called my friend after school(was out sick)

Me: Guess what i did today
Friend: What
Me: I told all of the biggest gossipers who you like(nobody knows besides me and my other 2 friends)
My friend:Did you really?
Me:Yes...
Friend:(calmly) I hate you
Me:APRIL FOOLS
Friend:oh, wow...

Netwars4 · April 01, 2009, 09:55:04 PM

at my school we have a monthly edition of a magazine called The Scribe
It's pretty sweet, inclusive of all this stuff (The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Comments, Trends and Outs, etc)

today however they posted the issue with two different versions, one being upside down and one being right
The Scribe and The Scribble
I must say that the fake Scribe was way better, and it made fun of our school a lot more; saying how our history teacher was going to replace the Wild in Man Vs. Wild
how our scottish english teacher is actually a covert spy for M16 and will soon be going to china.

fun stuff.

Digmaster · April 01, 2009, 09:59:10 PM

Our school did nothing. I forgot it was apirl first so many times.

Ladios · April 01, 2009, 10:00:55 PM

My school newspaper's headline today said that one kid in our class was going to be replacing the dude who plays Edward in the next twilight movie. The weird thing is that the story is feasible, as he looks exactly like Edward, and the dude to plays the werewolf guy went to this school last year. Not to mention most of the "Arizona" scenes were shot in this general area.