*Sprays Messes in the back with an airsoft MP5 before the armor arrives in the mail*
What a damn waste of money :|
What the hell is the grenade for?
Throwing.
Does that flappy thing in the first one cover your manhoods? If not, you might wanna add a cup to that list. You know, just in case. :D Notrly, but the thought of being shot there with an airsoft gun makes me sick.
I've always worn jeans and it's never been a problem.