Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Mikiyikiy]

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You: Hello.
Stranger: heya
Stranger: hows it going?
You: Good.
You: Nothing like talking to strangers.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes sir!
Stranger: so where you from?
You: Mars.
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You: Why hello there.
Stranger: Hi!
You: My name is Dr.lewinsky.
You: How may I help you?

Stranger: Whero do u come from?
You: Mars.
Stranger: Are u a girl?
You: No.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Sur
Stranger: Claro
Stranger: Evidemment
You: Si.
Stranger: Wher do u come from?
You: Mars.
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Fake de noelistes
You: No habla espanol.
Stranger: Démasqué
You: No.
Stranger: WHAT language do you spek so?
Stranger: It was french
You: I speak ENGLISH.
Stranger: U're stupid i speak three language + algerian: aqjun
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I'm stupid because I can't speak 3 languages. 

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[DarkNinja]

haha this is fun xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: ohai
You: :O
You: Ich habe Sie können verstehen mich gewettet, und wenn Sie im können, der glücklich ist für Sie...
Stranger: ^-^
You: x3
Stranger: ;)
You: Kann Sie?
You: haha, den Sie mich verstehen können
Stranger: uh oh
You: lol
You: what
You: wtf
You: answer
Stranger: SVEDISH!
You: argh
You: wtf?
Stranger: dont talk that
You: its german...
You: ?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: wwhhaa?
Stranger: go away
You: Krank spricht das ganze Deutsch das ich will: D warum hat ich gekonnt?
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You: Hallo!
Stranger: :J
Stranger: helo
Stranger: lo
Stranger: whare you from
You: how are ye?
You: Bend over and ill show you
Stranger: :D
You: Gibt dies Ihnen Ihre Antwort?
You: Und sind Sie fröhlich oder etwas?
Stranger: have you tried ice-fishing
You: Beantworten Sie mich täusche!
You: no
Stranger: Germay
You: Germay?
You: wtf
You: :O
Stranger: ny
You: ny?!
You: :O
Stranger: no
You: what are we talking about?

[D3ATH]

Why the hell everyone talks about love and love jokes there?

As soon as I show no interest in love stuff, they disconnect. :(

[General Nick]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: ARE YOU TIRED OF WASHING AND SCRUBBING STAINED CARPETS?
Stranger: *giggle*
You: WELL YOU NEED OXICLEAN SUPER STRENGTH MAX POWER KABOOMER GLO
You: IT'LL GET THE STAINS OUT
You: WATCH AS WE POUR BLOOD, WINE AND COKE ON THIS CARPET
Stranger: ooooh.
You: SPRAY SOME OXICLEAN SUPER STRENGTH MAX POWER KABOOMER GLO
You: AND ITS ALREADY GONE
Stranger: wow!
You: AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING EXCEPT SPRAY IT
Stranger: that's amazing.
You: ORDER NOW, AND WE'LL DONATE HALF YOUR FUNDS TO THE SOCIETY OF FLYING ANIMALS
Stranger: yaay! i love bats!
You: FOR ONLY TWELVE PAYMENTS OF $19.95
You: ORDER NOW, AND WE'LL SEND YOU FIFTEEN EXTRA BUCKETS OF THIS, JUST PAY THE SHIPPING AND HANDLING
You: AND DON'T FORGET, WE'LL DONATE HALF YOUR FUNDS TO THE SOCIETY OF FLYING ANIMALS
Stranger: what a deal.
You: SO MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ANIMALS LIKE THIS KITTEN, ALFRED, FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.
Stranger: you can't beat it!
Stranger: fly alfred fly
You: ORDER NOW!
You: call 1-800-867-5309, that's 1-800-867-5309
Stranger: i don't have any money.

[DarkNinja]

Its a serious convo omgwtfbbq

4453 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Omg hai
Stranger: asd lmao
You: :o
You: :O
You: ASD rofl
Stranger: kuis panee?
You: tell me language and ill see
You: x3
Stranger: u dont speak my language?
Stranger: moi mitä kuuluu?
Stranger: ok u are not from finland i see
You: hmm
Stranger: moo
Stranger: ro
Stranger: no terve vaan
Stranger: sullekkin
You: Aprove posso entendê-lo kthxbai
Stranger: wataaa?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are u?
You: Então se pode entender me que a mau porque vesti entendo-o pesaroso
Stranger: okok
Stranger: got it
Stranger: :D
You: Estados Unidos Flórida
Stranger: florida?
Stranger: us?
You: Estados Unidos Flórida
You: mhm
Stranger: hmmm
You: O Im movendo logo e sua uma situação secreta onde você não são permitidos saber onde mahaha
Stranger: logo
Stranger: ?
Stranger: loco
Stranger: poco loco?
Stranger: t amo
Stranger: te amo
You: you love me?
You: :O
Stranger: :P
You: and
You: im not poco loco
You: x3
Stranger: yes
Stranger: depend on some things
Stranger: i just know couple words spain
Stranger: is that spain
Stranger: ? :D
Stranger: portugal?
Stranger: what?
You: ¿Hace usted bueno? mi español es horrible tan es callado?
Stranger: espanol
Stranger: no
Stranger: didn't got it
You: lol
Stranger: hey
You: Sabe o que isto diz se diz SIM se NÃO não diz
You: hey
Stranger: you are from spain
Stranger: ?
Stranger: te amo
You: i know
Stranger: so why you are teasing me?
You: im not
You: im just messing around
Stranger: ok
You: ive never had a convo this long yet
Stranger: little tired?
You: meh
Stranger: :D
Stranger: good
Stranger: where do you live?
You: USA
You: AMERICA, forget YA!
Stranger: florida?
You: lawl
You: mhmm
You: maybe
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice
You: *looks side to side* *up and down * diagnally both ways*
Stranger: yah

[Illidan]

Stranger: time to die
You: que
Stranger: que?
You: QUE PASA SENOR GUANTO
Stranger: NO

[DarkNinja]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you wish to leave
You: Yes/No
Stranger: maybe
You: Im sorry (Maybe) Is not an answer
You: Please answer Yes/no
Stranger: i just got here
You: Im sorry (i just got here) is not an answer
Stranger: are u a bot?
You: Please answer yes/no
You: Hell no
You: i aint no bot
You: wtf
You: ?!
Stranger: forget you bot
You: IM NOT A BOT
You: *beep*
Stranger: well u sound like one
You: forget you
You: lol
You: does this sound like a bot
You: well does it?
Stranger: yes
You: DOES IT?
1?!?!?!?1!11one?!!!?!
Stranger: yes it does
Stranger: a;sdlkgfasdgf
Stranger: asfhsa
You: WELL IT AINT
Stranger: asef
You: aklfshdjkfsd
You: fsdfjkas'dgsf
You: gd
You: gf
You: g
You: sdg
You: sd
You: fh
Stranger: OK Then
You: Spaz attack?
You: SPAZ ATTACK
Stranger: i think some1 spilled soda on the bott
You: Do you wish to leave such a conversation like a complete starfish (Yes/No)
Stranger: no
Stranger: i aint an starfish
You: Are you an starfish Yes/No
Stranger: ur an starfish
You: NO YOUR A loving starfish
You: starfish
Stranger: who the forget asks some1 if they wanna leave as the first word
You: I DO
Stranger: WELL THAT IS AN starfish
Stranger: SO U ARE AN starfish
You: YOUR AN starfish
You: YOU LIKE MY starfish
Stranger: I DONT HAVE AN starfish
You: LIKE MY starfish
Stranger: SO I CANT BE A starfish
You: LISTEN TO THIS GOD DAMN BULLstuff
You: LLLLLIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTEEEE EENNNNNNNN
Stranger: THERES NO SOUND DAMNIT
You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: ONTD?
You: LISTEN TO YOUR starfish
You: SEE
You: FIGURE ONE
You: THATS A FIGURE
You: A FIGURE OF MY starfish!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ..
You: YOU LIKE THAT FIGURE DONT YOU DARKVILE?!
Stranger: ..zzzZZZz..
You: LEAVE
You: LEAVE
You: NOW
You: GO AWAY
You: I NEVER WAnT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIn
You: Humph.
You: -.-
Stranger: U LEAVE
You: starfish
You: ...
Stranger: I WAS HEAR FIRST
You: YOU LEAVE
Stranger: HERE
You: NU
You: I SAID THE FIRST WORD FIRST
You: SO I WAZ HERE FIRST
Stranger: TOO BAD I'M SITTING DOWN
You: IM LAYING DOWN
Stranger: I'M SLEEPING
You: IM DEAD
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: ..zZZzZZz...
You: IM BACK FROM THE GRAVE
You: LEAVE
You: fine
You: ill be a real man and take the shot
You: ...
You: starfish
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[Azerath]

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You: stuff post.
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[Aurion]

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: Do you liek rooster
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[Orgodemirk]

Lolz, I talked to some guy for like 20 minutes about going to College.

[Azerath]

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You: Hi.
Stranger: hello
You: Do you like shemales?
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[Molasses]

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You: hi!
Stranger: hey, from? :)
You: Why?
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[Knifeman]

Lol look

[General Omega]

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You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: wut am you doin'
Stranger: hanging out, stuff
Stranger: you?
You: Decapitating my sister's dog
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[Godik7]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hi, where are you from?
Stranger: 26/m/ger
Stranger: you=
Stranger: ?
You: 24/fe/ca
Stranger: nice :)
Stranger: wanna chat?
You: thanks.. :)
You: sure
Stranger: how are you?
You: Great, you?
Stranger: fine too, watching boxing in the moment
Stranger: what are you doing
You: well
You: its personal what im doing
Stranger: ohh can imagine :)
You: Oh can you?
Stranger: sure maybe ^^
You: im pretty much laying in bed
Stranger: there are not many things, about which ppl say they are personal
Stranger: hmm i'm in my bed too
You: oh thats sweet
Stranger: so i think you are touching yourself
You: almost
You: vibrator
Stranger: hmmm wanna change pics :)?
You: shure
Stranger: so morumi-fallusch@gmx.net :) send me some pics and I will you send some too
You: nooo
You: you send me pix first
Stranger: nono you :P
Stranger: so i need your adress
You: mine is breegurlbaybee@hotmail.com
You: you first
Stranger: but you can send me a normal pic to prove you are female
Stranger: cant you?
You: oh well
You: I might
You: i gotta find my camera
Stranger: i can wait
You: ok :)
You: while you're waiting I just want to let you know
You: I gave you a random email adress and
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This is loving hilarious, Thanks a stuff load Zoneark for this fun website. xD