Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[zoneark]

This website is so loving awesome to screw with people on.  You guys should try it.  :D  http://omegle.com/ - Thanks to MrCookie for finding this awesome website. :D

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like carrot's in the ass?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: do u?
You: Why not?
You: I sure do.
You: I love it.
Stranger: cuz im a nice girl
You: But it feels so gooood!
You: Are you a lesbian?
Stranger: r u gay?
Stranger: no!
You: I am
Stranger: a male?
You: female
Stranger: bah
Stranger: im not gay
You: Want me to get my brother
Stranger: i just donu what to do with i girl
You: he would love to talk to you
Stranger: i imagine that and
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: its terrible
You: Whats up
You: im the old bro.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cya pervert
You: Your a girl?
You: friend
You: friend
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[orange wolf]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hay there
Stranger: do you have candy?
You: Maybe
Stranger: then i cant talk to you bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hay there.
Stranger: heyhey hows ya day
You: Pretty loving good.
You: How the forget are you?
Stranger: TAHTS forgetIN GOOD THEN ISNT IT U STUPID SLUT
Stranger: YER YER MY DAYS WAS GOOD TOO CCTUALY THANKS FOR ASKING

[Miga]

I called someone Zoey, and they got quiet. :D

[pixl]

Someone sent me a text art goatse...

[Digmaster]

I asked someone how's like, and after a short conversion they left. Its how I start all conversations.

[Miga]

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Stranger: feet
You: Zoey.
Stranger: 101
You: FRANCIS.
Stranger: non
You: Louis.
Stranger: samuel
Stranger: welcome to dateline nbc on adult cyber predators
Stranger: child enthusiast
You: HAWT
You: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET CHRIS HANSEN
Stranger: im here for you
You: Good, because tonight, you're Zoey.
You: And I'm "reloading"!
You: Zoey?
Stranger: im Chris Hansen with dateline NBC and we're doing a documentary on adult cyber predators
Ninja-Edit: Chris Hansen Impostor Fail

[Digmaster]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: how's life?
Stranger: Doing fine man
You: Ah, same here.
Stranger: But you're about to lose.
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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You: :O
Stranger: LOLITROLU
You: EPICNESS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Supreme Guy]

You: Helloski.
You: Uhhh?
Stranger: hi?
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: Find any fun games recently?
You: asl?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: age, love and location
You: Eh no, I like to keep myself private, even if I have no hope of contacting that person again.
Stranger: aw forget you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: yo
You: Helloski.
You: Have any good games?
You: Online games?
Stranger: rainbow six vegas 2
You: Do ya, punk?
You: Oh.
Stranger: hell ya
You: Just that?
Stranger: and starcraft
Stranger: D2
Stranger: warcraft no tft
You: Any, non-contact games?
You: Like uh...
You: Blockland?
Stranger: only sometimes
You: Guess where I'm living?
Stranger: fukken brazil
You: Nope.
Stranger: well then you got me
You: The planet Zorx, I'm in an anti-zombie cell.
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are handicape
Stranger: d
Stranger: duh
You: They're getting pretty crazy out there.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Helloski.
You: Lolcheese :D
Stranger: What's this language?
You: 2448.
You: Lawl.
Stranger: ????
You: jokes.
You: What's up?
You: Anything bad happen on the internets?
You: Like, a goatse spammer?
Stranger: feeling great and u?
You: I feel like I might vomit, probally because of that zombie bite.
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: M or F?
You: The planet Zorx, I'm in an anti-zombie cell. Also, I'ma male.
Stranger: ok, funny one
You: :D
You: The last person I told that called me a handicap and left.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: almost doing it
You: Any ossim Online games you know?
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: I don't know any games
You: Have any games?
Stranger: no
You: Not even offline games?
Stranger: no
Stranger: how old r u?
You: Not consoles?
Stranger: ¬¬
You: Nothing, you have no video games in your household?
Stranger: no
You: O_O

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: whre you from?
You: The planet Zorx, I'm in an anti-zombie cell.

Stranger: cool
You: Yea, they're making a really loud racket.
Stranger: what you mean
You: Luckily, there are no windows, and the doors are automatic.
You: I'm not human.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: congratulation
You: Salutations! the sun is up.
Stranger: now
Stranger: get a life
You: They're now running away.
You: Bye.

[zoneark]

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You: Hello
Stranger: THE POLICE ARE AT YOUR DOOR
Stranger: THIS IS THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE
You: YOUR ABOUT TO LOSE
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: I MUST WARN YOU
Stranger: IT IS NOT SAFE
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it gets old
Stranger: newcigaretteHaha i got called a newcigarette.

[pixl]

someone got same guy as me...

[Miga]

I have too much fun with this thing.

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Stranger: hi
You: Zoey.
Stranger: Sonja..?
You: ...Zoey?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello, Zoey.
You: ZOEY?!
Stranger: That's not my name.
You: It is now.
You: Zoey.
More to come, including the guy who thinks that my name is Zoey.

[zoneark]

My god thats halarious miga.

[orange wolf]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say hi!
You: Hay baby.
Stranger: how you doin'
You: Pretty loving good, how about you sweet stuff.
Stranger: chillin'
Stranger: taking my pills
You: Sounds lovey
Stranger: hooray for vitamins!
You: Hooray for lovey strangers.
Stranger: how did you guess
Stranger: I might not have been lovey
You: You just sound like someone who knows their lovey.
You: I like that baby.
Stranger: It's the confidence...I guess it comes through even in chats
You: Oh baby.
You: Man, you sound hot.
Stranger: you rollin'?
You: If you want me to.
Stranger: only if you want. stuff'll rot your brain if you do it too much
Stranger: but can be fun
You: Oh, so your lovey and have some weed?
Stranger: here kitty kitty
You: How mush to you sell for?
Stranger: no, i might have some vicodin though...
You: So, how old is a lovey thing like your self?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: and you?
You: Oh? Very nice.
You: I'm 12
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: goodnight little one
You: And male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha I laughed my ass off at the last four sentences.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hay, i'm selling weed at 100 dollors a pound
Stranger: hi
You: want?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Good Evening
You: Hey, I'm selling pot at 100 dollors per cubic inch
You: You intrested?
Stranger: monday

[Digmaster]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO BRO
You: Bro?
You: You alive?
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Your not dead, yay!
Stranger: heh, nope
You: Ah, good news. Hate talking to zombies
You: and my computer can't take getting hit by another crowbar.
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: Nope, I'm a real human being.
You: Oh thank god
You: As am I
You: Of course I could be a bot made by google
Stranger: hahah
You: Copyright 2009
Stranger: a highly intricate bot
You: Of course
You: How elese could I create such perfect replys?
Stranger: :P
You: Someone should plug an AI bot into this and see how people react.
Stranger: yeah
You: bet half the conversations wouldn't be different :D
Stranger: hahah
You: Of course someone would catch on and they would sue google for invasion of privacy.
Stranger: haha
You: Just another avarage day for google :D
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: hell, they own youtube
You: That's a good point
You: That gets sued like five times a second
Stranger: yeah
You: Well I gotta run.
Stranger: okay

I had to make an excuse to leave. He's not the best for conversation.

[Miga]

Dangit, this one didn't go where I thought it would.
Oh well.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are u
You: Good.
You: I'm Zoey.
Stranger: hello zoey
Stranger: im jarryd
Stranger: where u from?
You: San Diego, CA.
Stranger: im from sydney australia
You: Australia?
You: That's a cool country.
Stranger: have u been here before?
You: No, unfortunately.
Stranger: hows san diego treating u?
You: pretty fine
Stranger: what time is it there
You: 12:04 AM
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old areu?
You: 16.
Stranger: do u have any music u can recommend?
Stranger: i listen to?
You: ?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: recommend me some bands!
You: well
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: anything and everything
You: okay, I listen to mainly rock
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: u mainly listen to punk/hardcore
You: so I like the following bands: Breaking Benjamin, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Nickelback
You: not really
Stranger: oops i meant to say i do!
You: ohh, hah
Stranger: do u like fall out boy
You: yeah
Stranger: and those kinda bands
Stranger: rad :)
You: :D
Stranger: do u have myspace
You: nope
Stranger: oooh u wanna listen to my band?
You: not now
Stranger: myspace.com/maryjanekellyhc
You: my parents are asleep
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: did u go out tonigh?
You: nope
You: didn't have anybody to go out with, heh
Stranger: fair enough!
Stranger: is it a friday over there?
You: not anymore
You: it's 8 minutes into saturday here
You: 12:08 am
Stranger: oh i get u
Stranger: r u going out tonight?
Stranger: as in on saturday?
You: possibly with some of my friends
Stranger: that should be some fun times!
You: yup
You: we usually have a lot of fun together :)
Stranger: bye bye
You: aww, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The part that made me laugh so hard in this:
Stranger: that should be some fun times!

More on the way!