Omegle talk to complete strangers!

[Digmaster]

Tried pulling a miga. Then it got funny. PROTECT YOUR MOTHERDRIVES!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey robbert
Stranger: ...no john
You: No, its robbert
You: I'm sure
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: forgethead
You: Your a forgethead
You: forgot your own name
You: silly man
Stranger: shut the forget u pbefore i hack u
Stranger: u little bitch
You: Oh, hacking. Going to deleate my ISP?
Stranger: ur what
Stranger: no
Stranger: friend
You: :D
Stranger: ill shut u down
Stranger: u want me 2 do it?
You: Like this computer? I'm formatting the drive in a day in any event
Stranger: ....
Stranger: u want me 2 do it than
Stranger: huh u little bitch
Stranger: dont push me!
You: If you can, sure
Stranger: ok im in
You: Hi
Stranger: ...ill loving fry ur mother drivce
Stranger: if u dont shut hte forget up
You: My mother drive?
Stranger: .YES U loving idiot
You: What the forget is a mother drive
Stranger: ur a loving douch forgeter
You: I think your thinking of a hard drive
You: or a mother board
Stranger: its what makes ur computer run
Stranger: n our a loving a friend ass hole licker
Stranger: mother drive...
You: RAM? CPU? PSU?
You: THERE"S NOTHING CALLED A MOTHER DRIVE
Stranger: UR SO loving STUPID\
Stranger: U STUPID loving
Stranger: DOLCE AND GABANNA
Stranger: friend
You: Have fun hacking mother drives
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: or ur ass is gras
You: Got it
Stranger: forget you
You: I enver understood that statement anyways
You: This is the best conversating today.
You: thank you.
Stranger: shut up
You: You do know you can disconnect at any time, right? Or are you still looking for a mother drive?
Stranger: shut the forget if i hit 1 button
Stranger: ill loving shut ur md down
Stranger: u dumb forget
You: Fine, shut down my imaginary mother drive
Stranger: SHUT HTE UFCK UP I SAID
Stranger: I SWEAR 2 GOD
You: Oh, swaring to god
You: that's not good
You: tisk tisk tisk
Stranger: shujt ur loving gorilla mouth
Stranger: u ape eater
You: I eat apes?
Stranger: forget you
You: yum.
You: Well, thank you for the humor. Time to show my buddies
Stranger: show them ur mb is shut down
Stranger: u dumb forget
Stranger: im almost done
Stranger: 95%
You: Got it
You: Have fun
You have disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

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You: Hello
Stranger: im shaking and crying now
You: That's nice to know, Zoey.
You: Let me heal you up.
Stranger: forget YOU DAVIDAHAHA

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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello
You: Your name's Zoey.
Stranger: stuff! How did you know?
You: Because I'm Bill.
You: and I'm RELOADING.
Stranger: I have umlauts over the E, but, youre spot on
You: Wait.
You: That's seriously your name?!
Stranger: Yeah, I thought you knew me or something, haha :)
Stranger: That was freaky
You: Oh wow, that was freaky!
You: I just said a random name!
Stranger: Why are you reloading, Bill? Is that from a movie?
BAHAHAHA

[JimJam]

You: hi
Stranger: REMEMBER THESE NUMBERS
6808159
IF YOU SEE THE SAME NUMBERS AGAIN, IT IS THE SAME PERSON AND YOU WILL stuff BRICKS
You: I DON'T stuff BRICKS
Stranger: YOU WILL IF WE MEET AGAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[coopercrue]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: do you know how to spell diabeetus?
You: DO YOU LIKE DRINKING DIARRHEA?!!?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: Howdy hey
You: FART
Stranger: How's married life treating you
You: LIEK SHE DRINKS DIARRHEA
Stranger: yours? hers?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello there.
You: OMG LEK HI
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: GUESS WAT
You: U LIEK PLAY CSS?
You: I CULD TATALLY ONE YOU!
Stranger: I LIEK, PLAY THE GAME. BUT I LOST IT!
You: YE IT LIEK SO FUN
Stranger: I love chicken
Stranger: How about you?
You: DRINKING DIARRHEA!
You: IT'S DELICIOUS
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: I lvoe you
Stranger: Marry me?
You: forget YOU starfish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HI
You: WUT U LIEK TOO EET?!?!
Stranger: umm food?
You: YOU MEEN LIEK DIARRHEA?
Stranger: wat?
You: LIEK WATERY POOP!?!

Stranger: NO THX
You: U EAT THAT?
Stranger: NO
You: YE U DO
Stranger: NO I DONT
You: YOU LOVE TO EAT IT
Stranger: I THINK THAT U ARE 10 YEAR OLD ?
You: SO DELISHIS
Stranger: but
Stranger: where are you from?
You: OMG UR NAME LIEK MARK!!?
You: I FROM THE HUNDRED ACHOR WOODS!
Stranger: no, really?
You: LIEK IN WENNY THU POO
You: WAIR U FRUM!?
Stranger: back to jonneweb starfish
Stranger: from finland
You: LIEK FINS LIEK FISH?@?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: wtf
You: DAT Y IT CALLD DAT?!
You: DRINK DIARRHEA
Stranger: www.jonneweb.net
You: NO U NOOOB
You: NO U
You: RETAERD NOOB
You: GO TO infoslash.net IT LIEK THIS BUT THERES LIEK A MILYIN PEEPLE THERE!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: bye
You: I 6 YR OLD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want love?
You: Are you a child enthusiast?
Stranger: 71 f arabia
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: probably.
You: forget YOU
You: stuffHOLE
Stranger: cunt off
You: loving NERD
Stranger: i'll rape your little sister.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you smell?
You: Do you like stuff up your ass?
Stranger: No
Stranger: your a friend
Stranger: suck a monday richard
You: liek when ur constipated?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: LOOKING FOR child enthusiastS
Stranger: Oh really?
You: I 10 YRS OLD
Stranger: Im pretty old
Stranger: I dont want to get caught though
You: ARE U child enthusiast!?
Stranger: I wouldnt say that. I just like cute kids like you.
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: RILLY?! CUZ I AM 60 YRS OLD
Stranger: im 12/f/cali
Stranger: do you want to meet up or something tonight? im pretty loney
You: LOL i 10 YRS OLD
Stranger: Troll more.
You: LOL PWNED
Stranger: So.
Stranger: I just had this chat with a monday.
You: forgetAH!
Stranger: for 30 mins.
You: handicap forgetAH!
You: handicap loving starfish!
Stranger: stuff was forgeted up.
You: LOL

You: HAHA
Stranger: Y U SO MEAN?
You: NOOB
Stranger: u r
You: LOL NO U
Stranger: GET OFF MY /b/ NEWcigarette
You: handicap
Stranger: I use the world handicap a lot in real life.
You: LOL NEWcigarette THATS WHAT TERM child enthusiastS USE
Stranger: im a pretty cool guy.
You: NO UR NOT
You: UR handicap
Stranger: thats rude.
Stranger: i am going to report you to omegle
You: LOL I DONT CAAR
You have disconnected.

I LOVE THIS SITE!!!

[Miga]

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You: hello.
Stranger: ZA WARUDO
You: Zoey.
Stranger: zoey?
You: Zoey.
You: Let me heal you up!
Stranger: burn in righteous fire!
You: Quit burnin, I'll heal ya!
Stranger: im burnin im burnin im burnin for you
You: HANG ON I GOTCHA
Stranger: dont let go!
You: Probably stings like hell, wouldn't hurt to get you moving again.
You: UP AND AT EM SOLDIER, TIME TO MOVE.
You: HEHEHE...
You: ....Ahh.
Stranger: no
You: Ahh.
You: Ohh.
You: ZOEY!

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Stranger: do you know how to spell diabeetus?
You: Zoey.

[Digmaster]

Same here. That "Hacker" "hacking" my Mother drive took the cake. And then spewed profanity for forever. Guard your motherdrives! First we need to invent a motherdrive, but whatever.

[Supreme Guy]

Stranger: hey, my names dez cadena. i sang in black flag
You: Hi.
You: Such a shame I've never heard of that band.

Then he left. I laughed so hard.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Helloski.
Stranger: Hi
You: (Not Russain)
You: Howzit been?
You: Hic.
Stranger: It's been ok. I'm tired.
You: Like eh tire?
You: REM REM REM :D
Stranger: Eh?
You: Hic.
You: Lookie me, I'ma pony :D
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: Ponyladn.
Stranger: Drunkland more like it.
You: Don't expect complete strangers to be normal.
You: Yup, Drunkplace.
You: Unless, your on the same forum as them.
Stranger: Yayyyyy
You: posting their conversations.
Stranger: forum? uh oh.. what forum is that?
You: Blockland forum.
You: If this conversation gets funny, I'ma post it there.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: I'm only a member of one forum.
Stranger: xkcd
You: Which?
Stranger: Heard of it?
You: Nup.
You: Hiuc/
Stranger: xkcd.com
Stranger: It's awesome.
You: BRRRRURURURRURURURURURURUP.
Stranger: So, person from Ponyland. Where's that nearby?
You: Bartenduh, pass me a hot bitch?
You: Uhh...
You: Teethville.
Stranger: Ah, I see.
You: Next to planet Eearth.
Stranger: STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON.
You: Next to the sun.
Stranger: >.>
You: NExt to my freind, bill.
You: Hic.
You: Hey look, A hot bitch, got to leave bah.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello!
You: Good day to you.
You: Any medikits around dat corner?
Stranger: You mean Stimpaks
You: Zoey?
Stranger: 10 caps each
You: Ah, your still on.
You: Zoey.
You: :D
Stranger: BOOMER
You: RELAODING!
You: Bang bang
You: Ah!!
You: Hunter!
You: Pew pew!
Stranger: heh
Stranger: oh man
You: I'm bandaging up!
You: Ah ha.
You: Funnies.
Stranger: Louis should die
Stranger: I hate him
Stranger: he's a spineless monday
You: Because he has a slight relationship with Zoey, and you perve her?
You: Perv*
Stranger: yes
You: Oh.
You: Guess waht.
You: I'm Zoey.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: REALLY?!
You: Yes.
Stranger: Can I...
Stranger: touch you
You: No.
You: I was lying.
You: :U
Stranger: ...Can I still touch you?
You: Ya.
Stranger: Mmmmm

[Godik7]

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats your story?
You: snake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I love this site :D

[Digmaster]

Currently having gay love RPG with guy on Omegle. Talk to you guys later.

[orange wolf]

I wish there was 3 way chatting.

[Frontrox]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ZOEY
Stranger: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Miga]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ZOEY
Stranger: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dangit, don't copy me!

[Carzo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hey
Stranger: Does life ever seen to you to have no hope?
You: It seens to every often.
Stranger: It always seen to me to that way.
Stranger: Even when I came to see out when I was a baby
You: But if you seen to your body, deep side, you find all what you saw
Stranger: When I ever found what I saw before it was all what I had already seen
Stranger: It seen to everything under the sun
Stranger: Meaningless, meaningless meaningless, a chasing after the wind
You: Come now, my sweet tulip. I have seen to be seen, and by saw I have seen
Stranger: They go to the marketplace to see and be seen
Stranger: Is that not what the internet is?
Stranger: One Big Jpeg?
You: The internet.
Stranger: We are the artifacts of compression.
You: We must compress our lives.
You: The internet.
Stranger: Simplicity is a virtue. It compresses a virus.
Stranger: The internet.
You: Compressions of a virtue. Ingenious to be seen, or saw.
You: The internet.
Stranger: Igneous and the metamorphosis from Mt Helena to within.
Stranger: The internet.
You: The internet.
Stranger: The internet.
You: The
Stranger: INTERNET

Then I left.

[Miga]

Code: [Select]

Stranger: Jessica
You: Zoey.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: suck my clit
Stranger: hey
You: Okay, Zoey.
Stranger: IM NOT ZOEY
You: Zoey!
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: STFU
You: ZOEY!
You: AND I'M BILL
Stranger: BYE
You: AND I'M RELOADING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Godik7]

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: eu sou linda,absoluta,eu sou stefhany
You: snake.
You: stuff
Stranger: MSN
Stranger: rs
You: you no speak english?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh
Stranger: where you from?
You: US
You: u?
Stranger: that state?
Stranger: cali
You: Oh
You: Nevada :P
Stranger: later more speak,ok?
You: What?
Stranger: your name is?
You: Josh
Stranger: Oh,is boy?
You: tea
You: yea&
You: stuff
You: my spelling errors
You: hah
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: i'm girl
You: Orly?
Stranger: how many cm?
You: Wut?
You: cm
Stranger: his snake, how many cm?
You: /facepalm
You: Guess what
Stranger: 20?
You: Nu
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
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_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
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You: :P
Stranger: lol
You: yyyou like that?
Stranger: yes!
You: Does it make you happy?
Stranger: very
You: Thats nice
You: Anything else?
Stranger: photo de your snake?
You: Nah
Stranger: ah ):
Stranger: is black? white? ...
Stranger: ...
You: chances are you're either: A) 40 year old sick guy) or B)Troll).
You: No snake for you
Stranger: ok,entonces goodbye
You: hey wait
You: you really want to see it?
Stranger: other
You: Well no forget off
You: Bai sick weird man
You have disconnected.I love trollin' :D