Did everyone forget what up is?

[Bio Spark]

what's.... the direction of going toward/going out of bed/opposite direction of tetris/where balloons go/an hourglass/stairs/etc.
 

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[Chrono]

How about give a polite response instead of pretending you have no common sense and making a smart ass response.

[Bisjac]

i say whats up all the time.

whats the standard greeting? hello?
most times i don't care to greet a person, i am asking them what is up.
not the same thing