Author Topic: TSA Prohibited items list. (Read 2504 times)

Sirrus · April 06, 2009, 08:11:32 PM

Da List

Got a kick out of reading this.

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Bones4 · April 06, 2009, 08:12:45 PM

Haha, Cattle Prods.

laremere · April 06, 2009, 08:16:33 PM

My favorites:
Meat Cleavers
Sabers
Swords
Cattle Prods.
Nunchakus
Throwing Stars
Tear Gas

Reactor Worker · April 06, 2009, 08:37:04 PM

Explosive Materials
Blasting Caps
Dynamite
Fireworks
Flares (in any form)
Hand Grenades
Plastic Explosives
Realistic Replicas of Explosives

How am I supposed to enjoy my holiday then? I've got strip-mining to do!

DrMobius · April 06, 2009, 08:37:30 PM

Quote from: Reactor Worker on April 06, 2009, 08:37:04 PM

Explosive Materials
Blasting Caps
Dynamite
Fireworks
Flares (in any form)
Hand Grenades
Plastic Explosives
Realistic Replicas of Explosives

How am I supposed to enjoy my holiday then? I've got strip-mining to do!

You aren't D:

Sirrus · April 06, 2009, 08:43:39 PM

Quote from: Reactor Worker on April 06, 2009, 08:37:04 PM

How am I supposed to enjoy my holiday then? I've got strip-mining to do!

Lol'd for several seconds.

Madmitten · April 06, 2009, 08:48:24 PM

Throwing stars?!?! This buisness is like one of those over-protective moms you see on TV all the time protecting their child from giant ants and exotic animals in a suburban neighborhood

Sirrus · April 06, 2009, 09:14:16 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on April 06, 2009, 08:48:24 PM

Throwing stars?!?! This buisness is like one of those over-protective moms you see on TV all the time protecting their child from giant ants and exotic animals in a suburban neighborhood

Uh, it's the Transportation Safety Administration, basically in charge of not letting 9/11 happen again.

Jaxx · April 06, 2009, 09:20:10 PM

But now I can't show my nice granny my.........snow globe....that I got for Christmas! D: Oh, well, I'll just show her my.....oh, wait, I can't show her my meat cleavers either?! What is the world coming to?! Time to break out the screwdrivers on some attendants. And stir their martinis!