And use them to push balls around.
But really, I have no problem with people. Just ones who TRY to be an idiot (you). I am also one to admit me being sadistic half the time and love screwing with people with small things like pulling the mouse cord from my desk to his so I can control my friends computer in programming class.
You, along with Nick, are too young to understand that people are starfishs and will remain asses. No one person can stop that and it will remain this way until someone decides to take away the right to express one's self. This is human nature. As long as there are three people in the world, we will be going at each other.