You made fun of someone on the internets, you are also cool!
So did you just now!
We must all be cool!
Anyway, new update.
Fixed the zappy part inside. The bulb was still good, I tested out the zappy part with the other screen I had, still didn't work. The screen still works, but now, the hinges have failed.
It's problem after problem with this thing. I'm done with it.