Author Topic: Badspot's Life 2.0  (Read 47520 times)

2:56 badspot uses a fork to eat his soup for supper

2:56 badspot uses a fork to eat his soup for supper

2:58- Baddy swallows his fork and can't find his phone to call 9-1-1

2:58- Baddy swallows his fork and can't find his phone to call 9-1-1
2:58.15 Badspot dies but again he realizes. Left click to respawn.

EDIT: I forgot to put the time
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 01:08:47 PM by ultimamax »

2:59 PM

Badspot respawns and vomits up the fork. He also vomits up a book entitled: How to swallow a fork and not die. He stares curiously at the fork on the floor.

3:14 badspot tries to fit his fist in his mouth and ends up choking on it

4:00pm



Badspot looses his abuility to masturbate and his stamina lowers by 40%
no more henti for baddy.







3:16 PM

Badspt remembers how to masturbate just in time to remember that he was thinking about trying to swallow a fork.

Tom

3:17 PM - Badspot wonders how he went back in time.

2:50pm



OSHT!

 badspot is about to swalllow the book that teaches him to swallow forks!
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 11:56:42 PM by Riot »

3:05pm Badspot writes in journal "its day 10 of people control my life... i-i don't know if i can take it any longer! p.s i wish the sick men control my life would stop loving with time"

Tom

3:08 PM - Badspot realizes that all of his clocks are set to a different time.

11:07 AM

Badspot loses his will to live because people keep moving him back in time and he can never move on with his day.

Tom

11:30 AM - Badspot drives to the nearest tall building.

   13/12/76

 3:35AM




   Just when badspot wakes up in the dim lit land of waste he finds an old computer still pluged in to the barrely supported wall of burnt wall paper and cracked brick, on the frozen computer screen he finds a word which writes "Blockland" and under it said " by Samuel kugger ". Badspot yells "Noooooo!!" into the black sky of orange smog and black clouds which seemed to be a never ending abyss.  





THE
      END

Badspot erases his little short story at 3:36 AM, check's his e-dating account and goes to sleep at 4 AM after surfing on Newgrounds.