Author Topic: Badspot's Life 2.0  (Read 46978 times)

4:35 Badspot's crashes but somehow survives :O

4:34 PM - Badspot F8s to get to his house.

5:00pm

Badspot calls over a prostitute

5:10
prostitute calls back, turns out she has Swine Flu and cant come over.

5:20 Badspot attempts to go outside, but suffers third degree burns from sun light.

5:30 Badspot goes to a plastic factory.

6:30

Badspot talks to a friend on the phone.

8:00

Releases he forgot to dial friend and has been talking into the receiver for hours.

8:30 House catches on fire, but he quickly puts it put with a water bottle.

8:31 only to notice he's on fire with no more water

8:35 makes first ever achally funny joke about how he jsut got burned. However he quickly forgets it due to melting skin.

9:30 Drives to plastic surgeons office to get his face fixed. But when he arrived, the Plastic Surgeon looked at his face and killed himself. He then went to a Japanese eatery.

He lit his waitress on fire, and laughed at her rolling on the floor.
edit: 9:35

9:35:23
Badspot realizes he cant eat his food because his face is disfigured.

10:00 the government collapses, and then reforms. Nobody noticed because there was a show about kittens, but Badspot notices because he hates kittens.