Author Topic: Badspot's Life 2.0  (Read 46981 times)

1:48 Badspot decides to go to the doctor because of all his recent gaseous emissions.

2:00 Badspot is now at the doctor's office. The doctor tells him he has gas, and tells him for not already realizing that, he is pretty stupid. Then tells him to pick up some Zantac or some Tums at the drug store.

2:45 Badspot check's forums and wants to remove this dumb topic but is too tired.

2:47 Badspot does some crack, but first pees in a cup for later.

2:50 Badspot looks at this topic and attempts to set the record straight.

3:00 Badspot /facepalms.

3:15 his palm is stuck to his face

3:30
Badspot manages to get the hand off of his face. But using a crowbar, and tearing his hand off. Badspot is now right-handed-less.

3:30:30 Badspot thinks it's the members fault he lost his hand and bans everyone.

3:55 Badspot Self Deletes and respawns with a new hand and does this to everyone's profile:


« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 09:00:54 PM by Jalenharvey »

4:00 Badspot changes his mind and un-bans everyone

4:20 badspots stomach starts to throb and hurt and he runs to the toilet

4:30 badspot farts REAL loud(when did this come up?)

7:00 fianly gets off toilet and finds egg in the toliet (wtf)

7:01: Badspot realizes he might be able to get a quick buck for the egg and starts an auction on eBay.

7:02: Badspot finds that the egg is actually a rock