Another happening on my server here. A few friends and I were working on a build, and Trooper #854 joined my server. He didn't talk for the longest time, but then after he built many, many vehicle spawns, we destroyed them. He had this to say.
STOP! NOOB!
Well, we laughed a little at the irony, and continued telling him to stop building spam and to listen to us. Again, he had a very intelligent rebuttal.
YOU SI A NOW A NOOB!
I tried to ask him what he was trying to say.
W!YOU! GOUWAE! YOU! GUYS! BOT NOT LIKE! ME!
I asked him to speak clearer.
I! NO! LIKE! YOU! GUYS!
We continued to warn him about spamming and kept destroying his crap. I didn't ban him because he was giving me a good laugh.
STOP!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOOBS! I! BOT NOT! LIKE YOU!
He then built a hut out of 1x1's, including a JVS door and a print computer. It was a little better than I expected. He continued building stuff, very spammy, but actually good for a "noob".
We officially named him our "Pet noob", as he had been on the server for over an hour, and had stopped spamming/put up with us destroying his useless spam. He also seemed to talk like an animal. :D
A few "STOP! NOOBS!"'s later, we started poking fun at him with some events which kept his weapon a wand and shot him in the air. Another lovely response.
STOP! NOOBS! I! BO NOT! LIKE! YOU!
YOU SI A NOW KOD A NOOB!
YOU! TRT ME BAC NOW!
TR ME BAC! NOOOOOOOW! UO YOU SI NOOBS! NOW!
Then, someone trapped him, and he said:
10000000000 NNNNNNNOOOOOOOBBBBBBB!!!!!!
Soon after, he left. I dedicate this post to one of the greatest "noobs" that I've ever met; Trooper #854, BL_ID 11614. Auto-admin him, ban him, or do nothing at all. Still one of the greatest moments in Blockland ever.
