Oh yeah well I beat
you beat what?
Big testicle headcrab*
Half life goes like this:Train, hey look a helicopter>Train ride is gettting boring> Fianlly the train stops> O look a loading screen> Aw man my files were lost> Destroy the microwave casrolle> Get hev suit> push cart> kill aliens> O look the army is here to kill me> Lots of running around and killing soldiers and aliens> Go to Xen and run around killing aliens> Kill the final boss> Talk to gman and either accept or decline offer> Credits
10 years later he beats it.