Macs don't get tornadoes.
No, the tornado didn't want his crappy MacBook.
:D
I keep losing internet...
Wait until the internet companies go out and fix the internet box things around the neighborhoods.
EDIT:
I saw a tornado once, it looked like a cool mod.
I've only seen one tornado here in Phoenix, AZ back in 2005.
Most scary thing ever, seeing this huge black cloud-thing on the ground with a whole bunch of black clouds rushing over to the tornado.