Dear US president Barack Obama (parody)

[MtnDew]

NOTICE: This is just a parody of a letter to the president. Don't take any of this letter personally.

Dear mr.president,

Its been hard to get into colleges wher i live. I was wondering if you could put a good word for me at UCLA? ive been trying to get into this college for a long time! the keep on sending me denial letters :(. its because of these loving mexicans who get loving 3.0's due to the minority support groups. No offince on MEXICANs. But im realy mad @ them :(. So pls halp? Her is mah application.. maybe you can review it?

"Dear UCLA

I was wondering if you could let me into ur college? I have a 9.2 gpa and i am rank 65 in call of duty 5. I like to do math, im really good. I even calculated my own GPa. So i was wondering if you could let me into your clan college? K THANKS BYE.

-John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith -JJJHS"

So what do you think of my application? is it good enough to get into a college? maybe you can addon to it? when i applied the first time.. i told them i was mexican.. it almost worked. But im not mexican.. So i need help? since your black and all.. could i use a photo graph off you to show im a minority?

Thanks, TTYL, John Jacob.


Maybe you can make a response from the president below? have fun :3
...or don't have fun :) your choice.

[Ad Bot]

[General Omega]

It is crap.

[Khorde]

RE: Dear US president Barack Obama (parody)

Hello Mr. John Jacob.



Get out.

[General Omega]

Maybe you can make a response from the president below? have fun :3

Despite my unreasonably happy music playing, make me. [/wut]

[General Nick]

Dear John Jacob Jacob,

    You're letter sucks.


Hugs and kisses,
     Obama

[Riot]

But it's true that illigal imigrants that come here get jobs that we are needed on as citizen, plus they get free health care and all of that trouble rains on us, the are one of the major cause of this economic crCIA, plus the world over population that is killing the source and supply for survival, we are dying ladies and jents, and there is a WWIII comming in the future, and we might be it's recruitment.

[Xoax]

What was the original letter?

[Rekuddo]

Dear Mr. Jacob,

Enclosed is a check for Three Billion (3,000,000,000) Dollars

Happy Stimulating!
President of the United States of America,
Barrack Osama Hussen Binladen Obama

[zz_tophat]

But it's true that illigal imigrants that come here get jobs that we are needed on as citizen, plus they get free health care and all of that trouble rains on us, the are one of the major cause of this economic crCIA, plus the world over population that is killing the source and supply for survival, we are dying ladies and jents, and there is a WWIII comming in the future, and we might be it's recruitment.

You know if you're not 100% certain of what you are talking about, just don't say it.

Besides that the current economic crCIA...

...You know what, forget it, I've got better things to do than educate people online who won't believe me anyway.

[Rekuddo]

Actually, immigrants aren't the problem. It's that people are buying things with credit and they can't pay it back then the banks can't make business and they're failing because people are taking their money out of the bank and basically the government has all the money, if the government has all the money and the citizens don't, well that's basically what this is here, We need to convert to a full-time war production, WWII got us out of the depression, so we should shut down car factories and up the jobs on producing war machines.

[Riot]

Ah, good point, I shall look at your perspective, ZZ didn't even try.

[zz_tophat]

Ah, good point, I shall look at your perspective, ZZ didn't even try.

I've been on the internet waaay too long to fall into the trap of getting into a political/economic/sociological debate with someone that only has hearsay as their knowledge base.

So i avoid them like the plague.

[Riot]

That's a good example, we are all students of life and we tend to learn from eachother sometimes.

[zz_tophat]

That's a good example, we are all students of life and we must learn from eachother sometimes.

Your implying some kind of idealized passive knowledge transference, wherein people learn from the experiences of others so at the very least they don't make the same mistakes. But when more than half of the people you learn from don't know what they are talking about... well, let's just say there is more bullstuff out there than actual facts.

[Riot]

Everyone makes mistakes in theory, we learn from mistakes to prevent them from happening again. And that's why history books are rewriten.