Author Topic: Dear US president Barack Obama (parody)  (Read 4189 times)

It can penetrate your mother.
it can penetrate your dads

Well the thermionic sensors can detect an individual in their domicile so a pin point shot would not only reduce collateral damage (and denying you a sweet movie like explosion) but effectively neutralizing the target. Of course if he is running a meth lab, most likely you'd not want to be around for the resulting explosion and you'd have half a house left to live in.
Dear Obama,
My house would actually be fully intact. I recently covered the outside surface with 3 inches of steel to prepare for 2012. I also heard that you would be taking guns and weapons from citizens. If you try to come to my house and step on every other stone on my walkway and duck while you walk up the stairs to get to my door alive, I will still come out dual weilding my 20 gauge modified Mac 10s.

                          Love. Block Builder

Dear Obama,
My house would actually be fully intact. I recently covered the outside surface with 3 inches of steel to prepare for 2012. I also heard that you would be taking guns and weapons from citizens. If you try to come to my house and step on every other stone on my walkway and duck while you walk up the stairs to get to my door alive, I will still come out dual weilding my 20 gauge modified Mac 10s.

                          Love. Block Builder
Dear citizen;
 Woah, back off man, I ain't taking any of you're goddamn guns, sheesh.

                          Keep you're crazy conspiracy stuff next to your DnD table,
                                                President Barack H. Obama

No one gives a shniz about 2012, it's just a pile of bull. Did you guys know that most tribes smoked plants that druged their mind to think they saw a talking tree god? And if it did happen I don't think an armored house will do a thing, the religions on earth say that a planet will colide with Earth, or something that of size.


      Love Riot
« Last Edit: April 14, 2009, 10:01:41 PM by Riot »

Dear Obama,
My house would actually be fully intact. I recently covered the outside surface with 3 inches of steel to prepare for 2012. I also heard that you would be taking guns and weapons from citizens. If you try to come to my house and step on every other stone on my walkway and duck while you walk up the stairs to get to my door alive, I will still come out dual weilding my 20 gauge modified Mac 10s.

                          Love. Block Builder
Don't know who this Obama character is but it seems he's trying to impersonate me. I'll have to look into this and make sure to have a desert eagle for every family affected by this imposter.

                                                                              Sweet Christmas Crumble Cakes,
                                                                              El Presidente Brakka Ol' bamammajamma Esq.

dear Obama,
we will be seeing each other very soon. you wont see me in person, but if your lucky, you might be able to look through the scope on my sniper at my eye. so if i were you look up...... *looks up and see's straight through scope on sniper*



-Dr. Cropes

dear Obama,
we will be seeing each other very soon. you wont see me in person, but if your lucky, you might be able to look through the scope on my sniper at my eye. so if i were you look up...... *looks up and see's straight through scope on sniper*



-Dr. Cropes
I don't know about Obama but I can see you fine. Must be the new scope I got. Oh and are you an organ doner? I don't want to hurt people in need of organs.

                                                                              El Presidente Brakka Ol' bamammajamma Esq.

When did you become an esquire?

Anyways, wouldn't it be more efficient to tell Cheney that all of these super-infidel capitalists are old men harmless woodland creatures and just have him go trigger happy hunting for them?

Dear President Barack Obama,


Want to go hunting? Bush and I are a little bored now that we're out of the job, so...

   Love,
      Cheney.

When did you become an esquire?

Anyways, wouldn't it be more efficient to tell Cheney that all of these super-infidel capitalists are old men harmless woodland creatures and just have him go trigger happy hunting for them?

Dear President Barack Obama,


Want to go hunting? Bush and I are a little bored now that we're out of the job, so...

   Love,
      Cheney.
To the somewhat bothersome citizens;

     I love to add obscure titles to my name, check out what else I added while you were away! Also If it's hunting you want, might as well make it sporting. Here's a bow and arrow made from teek wood. Go out and see if you can land that grizly bear. If you don't come back after the weekend, we won't miss you. Also, killing deer with scoped long ranged weapons? When did hunters become so damn lazy? And seriously, Deer? that's such a dangerous animal... (end sarcasm)

                                                              Career Office Dictator,
                                                   Sir El Capitain Barakka "not Tiger Woods, so drop it" Ol' Bamammajamma Esq. XVI


Dear Obama,

I WAS WONDERING IF U COULD MAKE SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE A SPORT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND YOUR GRANDPA PROBALY KNEW MY DAD HE USED TO WORK ON MY FARM I BELEIVE HIS NAME WAS CINDERBLOCK

KTHXBAI

Dear John Jacob,

I lol'd @ ur app. Please consider making it less lolable. I r not interested in cod 5 6 or even elevinty 7. So your lettuh is crap to my eyes. Remembah, I r teh Baraks of bombah. Tyvm for looking at meh letters. I hope you counted them. I did. I got 176 lololol. How maneh you counted? Please tell meh so I know how dumb I r on the my wife is the president of teh idiot society meter.

Tyvm lol

Baraks of bombah





Just so you know this is fake I don't mean anything about this, even the part about the 'my wife is the president of teh idiot society' thing. lol.

"Baraks of Bombah"
lol


I'll beat you up, forget YOU, we Mexicans are not dumb, i know that you said "no offense" but that really gets on my nerves;

im gonna beat you up so:

go ouside

eat 9000 bananas

you'll probably die.

if you dont die, tell me... ill take care myself.

I'll beat you up, forget YOU, we Mexicans are not dumb, i know that you said "no offense" but that really gets on my nerves;

im gonna beat you up so:

go ouside

eat 9000 bananas

you'll probably die.

if you dont die, tell me... ill take care myself.
lol'd