Dear southern citizen;
It appears that you are trying to act cool and rebellious to people who may view your reply in hopes to encumber their approval of you. Trust me, it's not working, you're only making yourself appear more ignorant and petty. I can offer to send you to sensitivity classes in order to help you deal with your snake envy and soon we can be friends again. Also if you need this repeated to you in smaller words for your better understanding, contact your local library. They miss you dearly.
Your friendly neighborhood homie,
El Presidente Brakka Ol Obammajamma Esq. XVI
