Huge mosquito under my collar

[Madmitten]

I had to get dressed up to go to my mom's sister's wedding. When i walked out the door to get into the car, a huge mosquito got all up in mah face. I got in the car, mosquito free, while my mom tried to smash it. she gave up and got in the car. 2 hours later i come home. take off the white shirt with the extrmemely stiff collar. I notice a squashed mosquito under my collar.

Discuss how in the world that could've happened

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[zoneark]

Haha you pusillanimous individual!  You had to have your mom try to squish it.

[Regulith]

...There were 2 mosquitoes?

[Madmitten]

Haha you pusillanimous individual!  You had to have your mom try to squish it.

I didnt ask her to do it. She just felt like it.

[Muzzles56]

There were 2 mosquitoes

/thread

[D3ATH]

Mosquitoes aren't that huge you need to add "huge" before it.

[Madmitten]

Mosquitoes aren't that huge you need to add "huge" before it.

the body was 2 inches long. pretty big considering i've only seen one that had 3 centimeter bodys

[Healbadbad]

the body was 2 inches long. pretty big considering i've only seen one that had 3 centimeter bodys

could have said that earlier

[Muffinmix]

...There were 2 mosquitoes?

And they were probably having love

[Blockoman]

But they were smashed before they could... so sad.

[Harm94]

Mosquito's are tiny(unless you are in Africa). It was probably a Motquito Hawk(they don't suck blood, they eat mosquitos).

[zoneark]

Here's one I caught outside.

[Blockoman]

Sorry but I must:

It's called a cranefly. It's not a mosquito.

[NickTheSushi]

You had to have your mom try to squish it.

[Solid]

Sorry but I must:
-bug snip-
It's called a cranefly. It's not a mosquito.

Holy, is that skin he's poking at?