Omegle

[yuki]

You: Hello
Stranger: wanna get naked and talk dirty

Who's trolling.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

That's not me.

You: Then suddenly...
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: the lid fell off
You: Gasp.
You: Pick it up. D:
Stranger: so what happens next?
You: Um.
Stranger: you dont know it then
You: Falling apples attack the orphanage?
Stranger: the clumsy martian heaved itself over the edge, his lipless mouth quivvered and slatterd
You: Oh.
Stranger: and then they start killing people with their unearthly heatray
You: Wrong story. My bad.
You have disconnected.

Man, people don't know a good story anymore.

[Azimuth]

Btw, I'm a male.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: AHHH THEIR GOING TO EAT ME
You: loving HELP
You: I NEED A GUN
You: NOW
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: WTFFFFFF????????
You: OH GOD THEIR EATING MY HANDDD
Stranger: OMG
You: AHHH TYPING WITH ONE HAND ISNT FUNNN
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
You: Oh wait, it was just gas.
You: :D
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: The sound of laughter makes me feel so good :D
You: Like if I got a lewinsky.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: U PERV
You: So anyways stranger.
Stranger: asl ?
You: 14/f/Cali
Stranger: oh cali
Stranger: u beehotch
Stranger: 13/male/brazil (cry)
You: yeah, i hotch those bees good.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: UR SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: Luv you too <3
Stranger: x3
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Christy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: la?
You: What did you say to me.
You: You loving bastard.
You: I never want to see you again :'(

[Hugums]

You: You first...
Stranger: k
Stranger: umm
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: whats up
You: Ceiling
Stranger: we got a comedian
You: You have a comedian?
You: Where are you?
Stranger: in my basement
You: :o
You: Did you kidnap him?
Stranger: no
You: What comedian?
You: Is he famous?
Stranger: ya this guys who isnt funny
Stranger: but everyone thinks he is
Stranger: his name is dane cook
You: ...
Stranger: and he sucks

...

[Azimuth]

Stranger: Hi
You: i love snake
Stranger: Me too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marcem]

Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: how are u?
Stranger: not bad and u?
You: not bad and u?
Stranger: i good thank you
Stranger: where are u from?
You: i good thank you
You: where are u from?

[Madmitten]

LOLOLOLOL

[Shinji]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Sorry, my mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
You: :(
Stranger: oh, bad nes
Stranger: bad news
You: and she told me something about a "richard"
You: Do you have one?
Stranger: yes
You: is it candy?
Stranger: do you?
You: does it taste good?
Stranger: no, it's chocolate
You: Oh god damnit.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you the pysch major?  30’s Jazz, abnormal people? SES, affirmative action?  Connection imploded on Monday
You: No, but I do have AIDS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im horny
You: Cool
You: So am I
You: Lets touch richards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Regulith]

Here's a few from last night/early this morning.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Guess what!
You: You just lost the game?
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUu
You: :D
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: Hahhaha.
Stranger: i think im gonna an hero now
Stranger: i got beat
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what year is it
You: 7883
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: I'm too late
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: GET THE forget OUT
You: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: YOU HAVE LIKE 10 MINUTES
You: ARGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: Yeah, like, twice a day.
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: 15/male/RI
Stranger: you?
You: 7654/lemon/UC
Stranger: I LIKE IT.
You: This is a fun game.
Stranger: isnt it?
You: Yep.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STOP!
You: GO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chrono]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: f/m?
You: b.
You: I can pretend to be what you want me to be.
Connection imploded.

Stranger: i wanna forget you
You: up the butt?
Stranger: hell yes
You: Sorry there's one up there already
Stranger: is this a guy?
You: Half.
Stranger: haahaa sweet deal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: No I can't right now.
You: Don't you tell me what to do.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE?
You: So you work for the government? Gathering information from 'strangers' eh? I bet you have all this written down.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I think so.
Stranger: i do to
You: Gasp
Stranger: *sigh
You: Don't you do that again you hear me?
Stranger: get me a sandwich
Stranger: RIGHT NOW
You: I lost them all sorry.
Stranger: You there in the vest get me a drink
You: I have an apple.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: give it me
You: I ate it.
You: The whole pickle.
You: Gone.
Stranger: NOW]
Stranger: pickle's are different to apples
You: Who the hell had the apple?
Stranger: you
Stranger: NOW GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: are you a religious person?
Connection imploded.

[Regulith]

What the hell.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: LSA
You: Like twice a day.
Stranger: Ohh god that was good
You: That's what she said.
Stranger: OMG really
Stranger: Who is this she
Stranger: Why is she coming between us
You: Your mom.
You: That's also what she said.
Stranger: DAMNIT
Stranger: This is an automated message from Omegle. We have detected that you have been using Omegle's services to solicit love from minors. As a result your IP address has been forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you would like to contest this contact your local office and cite reference number 2371485023. Any further messages you type will be reviewed immediately by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:?

[Chrono]

It could've been pasted from the stranger.

Edit:

Stranger: hey
You: Oh hello.
You: I'd like to interview you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyyy
You: Heeeeyyyy man.
Stranger: howa re you
You: Ahahaha.
You: Funnnnyyyyyy~
Stranger: asl?
You: Wha....?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hmm.
You: Yumm
Stranger: Are you gonna say anything?
Stranger: Whoops, eating my words
You: If you really want me to.
Stranger: Sup :V
Stranger: Well
You: Um, not sure.
Stranger: This is a site designed with talking in mind.
You: So you think.
You: They could be spies gathering information.
Stranger: Oh! I never even thought of that, man
Stranger: But... what if you're a spy, too?
You: No, you're a stranger, not a spy.
Stranger: Strangers can be spies as well.
You: Well, you could be a spy disguised as a stranger...
Stranger: Or a stranger disguised as a spy.
You: Interesting.
Stranger: Or perhaps you're spy disguised as a stranger specifically to confuse me into believing that strangers cannot be spies?
Stranger: I'm watching you.
You: Ahahaha, no I'm not a spy I'm a stalker.
You: There's quite the difference.
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: YOU'RE THAT PERSON
Stranger: THE ONE FOLLOWING ME
Stranger: HOW THE HELL DID YOU
Stranger: OH GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Slitheron]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: R u a feg
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: noo
Stranger: are u male or female?
You: shemail
You: u?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: me lesbian
You: do u laik p0nys
Stranger: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

o_O

[Mateo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: ASL MOTHERforgetER
You: Old enough to forget mothers
You: transvestite
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: LET'S BANG
You: do you like love in the face?
Stranger: YES
Connection imploded.

Oml implosion!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Did you steal my jar of computer?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Is it normal if your nuts get soggy?
Stranger: MMMMMM
You: So is that a yes?
Stranger: im britney... i like nuts
You: I need to know
Stranger: yes it is normal
Stranger: mine get like that
You: Cool
You: Just had to make sure
You: Because like, its starting to ruin my clothes
Stranger: how big are you?
Stranger: i'm 9 inches
You: about 5' 2"
Stranger: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a girl who wants to send me pictures of herself naked?
You: forget yes
You: assuming the girl part is negligable
Stranger: wow. ive asked like 200 people
Stranger: youre the first to offer me pics of your weiner
You: :D
You: It is quite hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jetlok]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: My mommy said I cant talk to stranger
You: But I wanna D=
Stranger: ye
You: (insert epik quack here)
Stranger: which country
Stranger: what happen?
You: China (dong)
You: God happened...
Stranger: 中国
Stranger: girl or boy
You: Both...?
Stranger: you are boy
You: Nuh uh
You: Your too qwerty
Your conversational partner has disconnected