Omegle

[Netwars4]

is it just me or are they a stuffload of chinese people on this?
not to be tribal or anything but ive just talked to a lot of them on here

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[NotInsaneChef]

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Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
You: hey you
Stranger: asl?
You: wat
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You: wats asl
You: ?????
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rofl

[thomas64]

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Stranger: hi
You: BANANA!!!
You: XD
Stranger: Bigi Banana?
You: Sorry, I'm hyper today
Stranger: How come?
You: I don't know...
You: I am.
You: So....
Stranger: there is medication for that, u know?
You: I know, do YOU know?
Stranger: It's called strychnine
You: I dont need it.
Stranger: why not, u like to be hyper?
You: I like it run fast.
You: to*
You: TACOS!!!
Stranger: i only run when i have to go to the toilet
You: LOL.

[TheLegomaster]

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You: Hai.
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: asl?
You: Good, thanks.
You: Asl?
Stranger: age love location
You: Uh
Stranger: ...
You: None. :o
Stranger: go forget yourself
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You: Worgl
You: HAI
You: oSHT
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Caps :P

[Solid]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: So...
Stranger: from?
You: Personal info buddy. ;D
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:(

[TheLegomaster]

You edited ;D

[Robo Noob]

You: snake
You: snake?!
You: snake!
You: snake? :c
You: PE-E-E-E-NI-I-ISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: yes
Stranger: For sure!
You: FO SHO BRO
Stranger: You want to see it?
You: Yes
You: Yes I do
Stranger: you have skype?
You: I do
You: But the real question is
You: do YOU have skype
Stranger: jonathanlanger
Stranger: that's my name
You: Oh I see
You: why don't you just upload the photo to tinypic
You: http://www.tinypic.com
You: I would love to see it
Stranger: how can i do it?
You: Well
You: you click upload
You: find the photo
You: select it
You: and click go
Stranger: in skype?
You: WAT
You: http://www.tinypic.com
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: ah oke
Stranger: wait a minute
Stranger: i uploaded it
You: k
You: give me the link
Stranger: where can i sent it to?
Stranger: oke
Stranger: -link to a picture of an uncircumsized schlong here'
You: not that one
You: copy the direct link
Stranger: wow, wait. wrong one
Stranger: -link to a picture of an uncircumsized schlong here'
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You: lol
You: goatse
Stranger: and you lost the game
You: oh no
Stranger: double pwn'D
Stranger: sucks, huh?
You: do you happen to be Godik7
You: for he sends people that on omegle
You: lol
Stranger: I'm not so sure if I should read that as "God Ik 7" or "God Ik 7"
Stranger: or even "God richard 7"
You: lol
You: nevermind then
Stranger: nah, I just coppied that from the omegle thread
You: wait
Stranger: decided to be a forgettard.
You: what omegle thread
You: on what forum
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: newcigarette?
You: no
Stranger: oldcigarette?
You: dunno
You: what forum did you copypasta from
Stranger: mondaycigarette?
You: yes
Stranger: epic
You: what forum :C
Stranger: rules 1 and 2 is all I can see
Stranger: err say
Stranger: you'll figure it out
You: WHAT FORUMS AAAASSSSWW
Stranger: BAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: GOOGLE MUTHA forgetA
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: DO YOU USE IT
You: Blockland
You: .us
You: /smf
You: IS THAT THE ONE
Stranger: I just got pwned by a /smurf
You: if so
You: LOL
Stranger: nope
You: /smurf
Stranger: /chat
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Stranger: OMG FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: EPIC
You: FBI
You: OMG FBI
You: lol
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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Stranger: DOUBLE MESSAGE
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: :D
Stranger: I lose
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If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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You: yup
Stranger: +1
You: I just lost again
Stranger: and a half O.o
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: btw
Stranger: ^
You: llol
You: 4chan
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: internet armpit
You: I forgot they talk about it there now
You: So
You: You're a /b/tard
You: ?
Stranger: tard
Stranger: but yeah
Stranger: I'm your normal run of the mill 21/m newcigarette but I DON'T live in my parents basement
You: oic
Stranger: therefore I am god.
Stranger: get used to it
You: k
Stranger: Godrichard7
You: ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I'm bored
Stranger: CYA

Got it with some /b/tard

[Azimuth]

Stranger: Heya.
You: Heya.
You: So, how do you think i felt.
Stranger: This may sound awkward and make you uncomfortable, but I need you to post tits for a competition.
You: YOU KNOW WHAT
You: I WILL
You: JUST FOR THE loveUAL THRILL
Stranger: Good.
You: ok, where do you want the pics uploaded to?
Stranger: tinypic.com
You: ok
Stranger: or imageshack
You: This is an automated message from Omegle. We have detected that you have been using Omegle's services to solicit love from minors. As a result your IP address has been forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you would like to contest this contact your local office and cite reference number 2371485023. Any further messages you type will be reviewed immediately by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[Diargon]

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there...
You: Wai hallo thar stanger
You: Do u play blockland
Stranger: No.
You: okay
Stranger: asl?
You: hmm
You: are you attracted to guys?
Stranger: No ;-;
You: k
You: A lesb
Stranger: *facepalm* I'm a guy ._.
You: :d
You: :D
You: lol
You: K
You: yus
You: *facepalms* leave a mark
Stranger: Errr...
Stranger: I gotta go now.
You: lol
You: okay

[Azimuth]

Stranger: Have you seen my wife? Her name is Mary.
You: how often do you do her
Stranger: Not often at all, she's been dead for three years
You: i can raise the dead for i am jesus
Stranger: Really?
You: yes
Stranger: Can you bring back Mary?
You: yes
You: where is she buried?
Stranger: I... Can't remember.
Stranger: It's very strange.
Stranger: I should know right?
Stranger: But I can't seem to remember.
You: Well, you better figure out fast.
You: Because shes alive right now.
Stranger: Wait! No! What if she dies again before I find her?
You: Eh, not much really
You: Although if an autopsy is done, they'll probably figure it out.
Stranger: I've got to go find her! I'm sorry! Thank you so much!
Stranger: Bye!

I am such a good person