Guys can only get boner's once a week.

[Rubrick]

You really need something better to think of rather than pleasuring yourself.

like farting in cans and then giving them to friends

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[Retz]

like farting in cans and then gibing them to friends

If I was a child like you, I would have probaly laughed at this.

[Rubrick]

If I was a child like you, I would have probaly laughed at this.

Then post your age for proof

[TapeDeck]

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[WhoDa?]

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[Block Builder]

Girls are so funny. I almost wasted my money on a hunting rifle when I was saving up for an M4 after I heard she was trying to be president. I don't want a sissy in office that will just pay countries to stop missle tests instead of sending people in there to kick ass.

[Riot]

I fap every night man, sometimes i miss a day, so its a total of 4 to 7 times a week.

[bushner]

Valen, tell her you are superman. :P

[Marcem]

Girls are so funny. I almost wasted my money on a hunting rifle when I was saving up for an M4 after I heard she was trying to be president. I don't want a sissy in office that will just pay countries to stop missle tests instead of sending people in there to kick ass.

Why the forget do you want one?  I see much of a point to owning a random assault rifle.

[Ronin]

The fact that you can't buy a M4.

You'd be surprised how easy your jokings could be misinterpreted as threats on the life of a public official.