Author Topic: [USSR] Is up to something  (Read 19977 times)

*Shaun aslo uses the homing signal to find ephialtes, it turned out ephialtes had his own telaporter script that he could use even if he wasn't an admin. He made a portal out of the islands and over to Bush Gardens. Shaun then folows them in. That son of a bitch has been keeping his best scripts for himself >:(
« Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 11:43:26 PM by (MAD) shaun »

*Anarki summons a legion of grammar national socialist's and kills everyone except himself and entrepreneur in, and anyone else using correct grammar.

* ladios doesnt need no stinkin grammer!

* Koden kicks Anarki in the teeth and blasts his brains out a hole through his head.

* Koden Koden calls to Spation from the inside.

Yeah, what? NKL has him plus i just remembered that the agency armed me with a timed bomb that would go off after long enough. Cool, 2h : 00? How is it 2h miniutes. Oh it's upside down! 00 : 42. AH!
* Spation Grabs the bomb and throws it inside the hotel. He then plus the grapple form his belt. Throws it at the side of the hotel and absails down. He runs quickly as the hotel behind him explodes.

* Ephialtes squeals in distaste as Koden clutches his head to his filthy dank armpit. He tries to wriggle away but suddenly...nothing happened. Ephialtes decided now was as good a time as any to take a nap, and falls asleep for a light pre-lunch kip. As he closes his eyes, a small tear of remorse drips onto the pavement. He was sad that he wasn't able to pick up any crumpets during his visit to England and hopes Spation will have some when he is inevitably rescued.

Oh wait, no i was wrong.

* Spation Turns round to see his "handywork" and sees Koden and Ephi asleep on the floor. He then runs to Ephi and picks him up. He then goes to the nearest shop and buys a motorbike. He drives across to the other side of the island and gets a boat where Ephi, Spation and Spation's Motorbike get shipped to England. Spation buys crumpets while they are on the boat.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2006, 01:12:58 PM by Spation »

why doesn't ephialtes just use his teleporter script?

* NKL tosses a box of stale crumpets next to Ephi and leaves.

*"Sweet" says Ephialtes as he gourges himself with crumpets. He pulls out a large tub of butter from his emergency stash for extra flavour.

*shaun wonders why ephialtes keeps buter on him o.O


Shaun, you're dead.

* Spation Asks "Why do you have butter in your coat? Also why did you have a copy of TorqueScript where Shaun stabed you?

* The Unknown walk by the havoc and starts cleaing it all up making sure to remove all the blood and limbs.