Author Topic: [USSR] Is up to something (Read 18842 times)

Spation · June 28, 2006, 02:04:27 PM

Dude, get back to the bit where we're on the ship.

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The Unknown · June 28, 2006, 02:05:32 PM

* The Unknown smacks entrepreneur en in the face with his shovel so his tender neck brakes and he dies, after he continues cleaing up..

Pimpin · June 28, 2006, 02:06:09 PM

No fair, cheater. :(

Spation · June 28, 2006, 02:06:45 PM

Oh actually i was copying out this story into something understandable and proper. So entrepreneur in got bombed.

Koden · June 28, 2006, 03:44:31 PM

Koden muttered, "Now's a perfect time to try out my prototype jetpack!" Koden pulls out a small device from his pack and strung it on his back. He ignites it, and the sound is earsplitting. To bad to make up for it being light and small, it wasn't efficient at all. Koden blasted to the ship, not really knowing where he was going do to the sound and how fast he was going. He was now directly above when the jetpack gave out and he fell the 15 meters to the deck. He remained concious, but couldn't stand up.

Spation · June 28, 2006, 03:58:19 PM

I don't realy like that idea. How about

* Koden mutters, "Ok, gotta chatch them." He then runs to the nearest road and steals a car. He drives it to the dock where Ephialtes and Spation set off. He hijacks a speed boat and within a reasonable amount of time caught them up. He pulls out an M16 and opens fire. Spation and Ephialtes run to saftey but some of Kodens shots hit the bottom of the boat. It was sinking. He sped off to a distance so he could watch.

(MAD) shaun · June 28, 2006, 04:01:19 PM

*shaun forgot to say that he had his bullet proof psp case in his inner coat pocket

Koden · June 28, 2006, 04:04:03 PM

No bunnying. but sure, That'll work.
Koden knows that the boat is going to sink, but to make sure Spation knows that he's serious, he plants bombs all around the boat. He detonates them, killing dozens of civilians. Koden already knows that Spation is talented enough to not get too badly injured, so he doesnt have to worry. In the shadows, he waits, watching for Spation and Ephi to emerge. They're taking long. Too long. Now Koden starts to worry.

I'll brb in like thirty minutes.

No Karma Loss · June 28, 2006, 04:16:06 PM

This was actually an interesting topic, but then it turned into stupidity.

*leaves*

(MAD) shaun · June 28, 2006, 04:16:58 PM

*shaun jumps off the boat right before it explodes, then out of nowere mocheeze apears flying a copter. he lowers the rope ladder and brings up ephialtes and spation then heads over to the RTB base. The base has 4 towers with 24/7 guards, 3 feet of solid concete, auto turrets, and a crumpet dispencer

The Unknown · June 28, 2006, 05:07:18 PM

* The Unknown wraps up a intersteller Anti-Gravity Rocket and generates a black hole sucking the entire planatet into The Unknown thereby ending this tread and creating a new stupid thread somehwere else.

Ronin · June 28, 2006, 07:40:24 PM

Quote from: Boomax on June 22, 2006, 04:35:34 PM

I was there just asking some questions. then I ask for an ew. they told me to guess the magic word that starts with k and ends with k. finally i typed kick. and i was kicked from the server. they must be up to something.

Yeah... thats {USSR} PR for you. Someone probably thought you were a 'blockdude' and kicked you.

This would be true in most clan servers.

Ladios · June 28, 2006, 07:44:47 PM

* ladios wakes up completely healed and has some ramen noodles

anarki · June 28, 2006, 10:46:06 PM

*Anarki eats Koden*

Koden · June 28, 2006, 10:54:30 PM

You wish I was in your mouth, Anarki. * Koden decides to relinquish his duties to save Ephi.....He'll get the bounty either way. Koden pulls out an AK-47 and charges into the building and blasts the crap out of everything. (He is wearing a bullet proof vest and a helmet.