Funniest Lines:
You only have 1 primary weapon option.
A Bazooka. [Yeh, that's not a BIG weapon, is it?]
The person doesn't like violence.
Paint the town <studder red! and make it all <studder look bloody!
All you gotta do is activate your jet pack. Which you can easily burn someone on fire with! [What?]
LET'S SING SOMMA THESE SONGS!