Interactive Story: Block Life

[koolex_98]

then you set out to find the cursed platinum dora statue

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[Jacob/Lee]

You find the statue,with Dora,Boots,and Diego starting to shoot you with sixshooters

[koolex_98]

you dodge them matrix style and use youre pet wolf to kill em

[Hiiro3293]

and you wake up

[Jervan]

you find you are all wet and wonder if it rained through the roof.

[Pliny]

You decide to punish the roof by shooting it with the Uzi you got free with the OxyPutty you ordered. After that, you use all the OxyPutty to fix the leaky roof, and then you spit on the roof to humiliate it.

[Lord Templar]

You decide to punish the roof by shooting it with the Uzi you got free with the OxyPutty you ordered. After that, you use all the OxyPutty to fix the leaky roof, and then you spit on the roof to humiliate it.

Then the roof collapses in on you...
Roof's thoughts:
Spit on me will ya!

[Pliny]

Turning your attention to the moon, you begin to yell that you'll give it a "right an' propa smashin" unless it stops staring at you.

[Lord Templar]

Turning your attention to the moon, you begin to yell that you'll give it a "right an' propa smashin" unless it stops staring at you.

Outcome:

[Pliny]

You start building a gun so large, it's shell is approximately the size of a small car. You load the shell and fire it at the moon, obliterating half of it. You start to dance in your front yard, happily tossing Molotov roostertails at your ever-annoying roof.

[Lord Templar]

The SWAT surround you, you realize your next door neighbor has called the cops on you.
You are taken in for numerous charges.

[Pliny]

A band of random Splicers jump out of a hole in a nearby house, and you realized some idiot divided by zero.

The splicers proceed to kill all the SWAT guys, and you run towards the nearest car. You desperately try to start the engine while the Splicers start hitting the windows and scratching at the roof. They stupidly ignore your tires. The cars starts, but a Spider Splices is still on the roof.

[sir dooble]

As you start to move, your next door neighbour jumps infront of your car. You halt the car suddenly before a splicer rips your neighbour in half. You luahg at the fact that he fell over, and continue driving..... for approximately 30 seconds..... before hitting a tree, which incidently happens to be the tree-king Gordoinovim who has the ability to....

[Jacob/Lee]

Beat all hell outta you with rocks.

you dodge them matrix style and use youre pet wolf to kill em

That's the spirit!

[Pliny]

You proceed to kill the Tree King with a chainsaw. Then you start waving it in the air Pyro Style. You then steal ANOTHER car, and you decide to get rid of the:

platinum dora statue