Interactive Story: Block Life

[Blockoman]

You drive off a cliff and land on a boat. You think you're fine until you realize that the captain and all the crew members are headcrab zombies!

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[Pliny]

You see your surviving Hobo buddy in a lifeboat, armed with a pair of Colt 1911's. He yells for you to jump into his boat. After you get back to your Boxcar,you make plans to have it hitched up to a train so you can travel cross-country. He gives you his second 1911.

[Blocklandfreak12]

You shoot your hobo buddy and take the other one,then jump and roll outta the box car.

[masterockets]

then you see a time machine, two miniguns , 100 ammo crates , and a poster of a head crab. you went to kill the poster with a railgun which hapens to be straped by the poster with the words "one shot and things go BOOOOOOM!!!", and before you got to shoot the poster B...

[Blocklandfreak12]

beetles swarm you and aim a nuclar warhead at you.

[Pliny]

You stare at their leader hard, so hard that his head explodes. You idly kick their warhead, which falls apart at your feet. You then decide to...

[Blocklandfreak12]

blast those basters with the railgun and step on them

[cca50(real cca50)]

Then The Beetles Band comes on a floating stage raft playing Hey Jude

[Pliny]

You proceed to fire some bullets at the platform, which bursts into flames, taking the band with it. You then see...

[Moppy]

THE WRATH OF THE ROLLING STONES!

[Max4344]

Then 10000000 legos fall on you

[Pliny]

You die from the weight of the plastic bricks, and you are sent to heaven, since the devil has banned you from hell. You then decide to introduce yourself to the gate guard by...

[nickbond1]

giving him billy mays nuclear bomb

[nickbond1]

wich somehow you are reborn as yourself and then you wake up

[cazyforlegos]

and then earth explodes