Author Topic: OMG Ex-USSR Member Reveals All  (Read 6937 times)

All the lies in the USSR clan finally caught up with me, and I can't stand being in the clan any longer.

Our servers were hoaxes. Arcturis ran number stations off of his computer (boradcasting to Cuba). Facechild keeps people chained in his basement, and after torturing them, feeds them to a giant metal Stalin head. entrepreneur in's father smuggled papers for the KGB. Diggy is ex-KGB agent Ivan Molotov. His code name durring his service was Diggy. FlyGuy was a USSR biological experiment... Gone horribly wrong. (<3) Bones got his name from the fact that he is a re-animated zombie constructed from the remains of dead socialist historical figureheads. TheGeek was originally expelled from the clan after his construction of LincolnBotTM, but was allowed to return after "significant reperations". Mocheeze and Ephialtes joined after being forced to watch Soviet propaganda movies for 4 weeks. Thurstan discovered the element Sovietum, and after the element name was refused, he joined the clan.

USSR is a bunch of people who secretly forward US documents to ex-KGB officials, and sell them on the black market to the highest bidder. They are also in possession of a small nuclear arsenal (which Facechild also keeps in his basement).


If you want the admin password to the server, it is StalinIsLeader.

How... how did you find this out? We had well kept this secret for many years... and we thought that no one was onto us! You're a double-agent! YOU TRICKED ME!

I had trusted you! Welcomed you into the business! I... I planned to tell you the secret sometime... and I probably should have sooner...

But now you've revealed it to everyone! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Wedge, you bastard! How could you?!?

You betrayed us. NO MORE SECRET DOCUMENTS 4 U. Get the hell out of here and never come back.

The slippery scalliwit gave away the admin pass T.T.

OE NOESE! LIES AND SCANDALS! LIES AND SCANDALS!!!!!1

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How did he get out!? GET HIM! Silence him for good!

STOP HIM BEFORE HE REVEALS THE SECRET ABOUT ME!

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« Last Edit: July 01, 2006, 10:17:02 AM by The Unknown »

Wedge, I suggest you join the [NATO] alliance. FOR YOUR OWN SECURITY. I'll buy you some time but hurry, my tenure can only do so much.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2006, 09:53:57 AM by UnRea|ity »

He must be stopped! Do not let him tell the world about the secret unknown AI!

OMG Unkown is AI! Almost forgot!


And the 4th 5th and 6th Reich.

* ladios hides a security camera in Face's basement

Facechild eats babies! I have proof too!

And the 4th 5th and 6th Reich.
Too bad thats fascism!