* ladios throws a smoke grenade into face's window and storms in firing a sub machinegun everywhere
... you were caught in the cross fire as well an thusly are laying on facechildskitchen floor with about ten holes in your penut sized brain
ObnoxiousMoronic Greeting
All the lies in the USSR clan finally caught up with me, and I can't stand being in the clan any longer.Our servers were hoaxes. Arcturis ran number stations off of his computer (boradcasting to Cuba). Facechild keeps people chained in his basement, and after torturing them, feeds them to a giant metal Stalin head. entrepreneur in's father smuggled papers for the KGB. Diggy is ex-KGB agent Ivan Molotov. His code name durring his service was Diggy. FlyGuy was a USSR biological experiment... Gone horribly wrong. (<3) Bones got his name from the fact that he is a re-animated zombie constructed from the remains of dead socialist historical figureheads. TheGeek was originally expelled from the clan after his construction of LincolnBotTM, but was allowed to return after "significant reperations". Mocheeze and Ephialtes joined after being forced to watch Soviet propaganda movies for 4 weeks. Thurstan discovered the element Sovietum, and after the element name was refused, he joined the clan.USSR is a bunch of people who secretly forward US documents to ex-KGB officials, and sell them on the black market to the highest bidder. They are also in possession of a small nuclear arsenal (which Facechild also keeps in his basement).If you want the admin password to the server, it is StalinIsLeader.
