Near Death Experiences

[Madmitten]

I had one once when i was 4. I was swimming in the "lazy river" in an indoor swimming park. I had gotten tired so I grabbed the bar where the steps were (I couldnt swim btw). And when i grabbed the bar I flipped and my floaty donut had trapped me feet so I was stuck upside down. I was scared out of my mind for 10 seconds, 7 seconds i couldnt breathe. My mom jumped in the pool and flipped me back up.

tl;dr learn how to swim before jumping in a lazy river

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[zoneark]

I had one once when i was 4. I was swimming in the "lazy river" in an indoor swimming park. I had gotten tired so I grabbed the bar where the steps were (I couldnt swim btw). And when i grabbed the bar I flipped and my floaty donut had trapped me feet so I was stuck upside down. I was scared out of my mind for 10 seconds, 7 seconds i couldnt breathe. My mom jumped in the pool and flipped me back up.

tl;dr learn how to swim before jumping in a lazy river

Haha loser

[Madmitten]

Haha loser

I had one once when i was 4. I was swimming in the "lazy river" in an indoor swimming park. I had gotten tired so I grabbed the bar where the steps were (I couldnt swim btw). And when i grabbed the bar I flipped and my floaty donut had trapped me feet so I was stuck upside down. I was scared out of my mind for 10 seconds, 7 seconds i couldnt breathe. My mom jumped in the pool and flipped me back up.

tl;dr learn how to swim before jumping in a lazy river

[Robo Noob]

How the forget did you manage that?

Well my dad has 15 acres of farm land in Maryland. He's also got these two dogs, one pure bred springer spaniel and a pure bred english roosterer spaniel. You know they probably have ticks. I was laying with them on my sofa watching a movie and I guess it crawled up my leg and bit my richard. When I woke up in the morning I had to pull it off, which hurt like a mother forgeter. It was funny because when I went to the doctor who took me off my Lymes meds because they were making me puke she said "Well... ticks love the snake!"

[Hugums]

Either you're stupid, or extremely unlucky.

Regardless of which it may be, I still hate you.

I'm so incredibly unlucky that you wouldn't believe. and i wasn't really hit by a car it was more like taped or bumped but only ever once got hit by a speeding car

[Mateo]

I got a rose thorn stuck in my foot and the red line got near all the way up ma leg. They had to do surgery to get it out.

My fake aunt's son had a 4-wheeler, he used to take me for rides on it. One time he went like, 30 miles an hour up a ridiculously steep hill. While not exactly "near death" it was still scary as hell. (This kid was a douchecigarette though. I'm sure he did it just to scare me stuffless.)

[fierscream]

Me and my brother were riding my Grandpa and Grandma's golf cart really fast, and my brother was driving, took a sharp turn and I fell out, and hit my head on the road. He just kept going because he didn't realize I fell out. I was screaming my ass off, and he realized I was fell out a few seconds later. He did a U-turn and stopped the cart. He came and picked me up. Nothing was wrong, my head just hurt a little bit. Because we wanted to keep riding the cart, we decided we wouldn't tell our parents/grandparents about it. :D

[Spiderobot]

I got hit by a car once and flew in the middle of a street. The light was red so thankfully no cars were coming.

[ryanb31394]

Hit a car on my dirtbike. I was going full-speed. It was going sorta slow. Collided head-on. Hurt like a butch and broke my right leg and left wrist. Really forgeted up my summer. If I wouldn't have had a helmet then I would have been killed.

[Block Builder]

I didn't know the other team had a loving sniper and I went out and that stuff was all over me and when I shot he was like moving to somewhere else and so I was mad and I got my sniper and then they shot at each other and my sniper died and I went out there and I didn't have any grenades to spam so I just shot but then my team rescued the hostages and the game ended. Wait, in real life?

[GRAW2fan]

I didn't know the other team had a loving sniper and I went out and that stuff was all over me and when I shot he was like moving to somewhere else and so I was mad and I got my sniper and then they shot at each other and my sniper died and I went out there and I didn't have any grenades to spam so I just shot but then my team rescued the hostages and the game ended. Wait, in real life?

Talking about real life dumbass.

[CopBlock]

I've had 3.
One when I was around 8,I got stuck in a raft in a pool,almost drowned.
Later I cut my toe open on a stump,and almost went into shock.
Most recent,I was swiming(same pool as #1) and I go traped under a raft,again,almost drowned.

[Mateo]

Me and my brother were riding my Grandpa and Grandma

[Robo Noob]

I've had 3.
One when I was around 8,I got stuck in a raft in a pool,almost drowned.
Later I cut my toe open on a stump,and almost went into shock.
Most recent,I was swiming(same pool as #1) and I go traped under a raft,again,almost drowned.

Those are all handicapped. At least they're not like Ryans where it's like "I WAS RIDIN BIK N CAR HIT ME N CRUSHD ME BUT I LIVD CUZ HELMET SAVD MY HED!!!", If you really got in a head on collision with a car on a bike you'd be dead, sorry.

@Mateo
That's where I stopped reading haha

[Sarge]

i almost got hit by a minivan going 36 in a 35