Dumb Dog

[Solid]

Well, my sister opened the door for too long. And my Siberian husky puppy, who is almost a year old, (about the length of two computer monitors) ran outside into the rainy storm. And of course I had to go chase him with my bike. Me and my bro were following him for like half an hour. Then my neighbor Tim came and got him for us, God I'm drenched in mud. :(

tl;dr = Dog ran away, caught him and got wet.

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[NickTheSushi]

Once my big, fat, golden lab ran a block or two away from my house. I had to bring her back with bacon on a string. Stupid dog got my bacon, too.

[Panterra8905]

I think the dog was the smart one in this situation. He got to play with a couple of kids and your neighbor out in the mud and rain.

[orange wolf]

Same thing happen with me, expect mine was less then 5 feet from the open gate sniffing the garden.

[fierscream]

Hey Solid.

Wow, that sucks. Lucky for me, my dog is a good dog, and he doesn't run away.

[Sandvich]

I was takin my dog for a walk once. He jumped off the porch... I was holding on to his leash still... I was dragged up until a bunch of rocks then he escaped and pee'd all over my neighbor's yard :C

[Solid]

Once my big, fat, golden lab ran a block or two away from my house. I had to bring her back with bacon on a string. Stupid dog got my bacon, too.

I didn't have time to get toys, so I tried using a ripped up piece of plastic I found.

He eats anything, but it didn't work still. :(

[DarkNinja]

if my dog runs away he comes to the front door with in 10 minutes

[Riot]

Dogs can't reason, a dog was leashed to the tree and there was a bowl of food ten feet away, the dog runs around the tree not knowing it gets shorter, he runs at the food with all his might and gets pissed off. Thay don't think about the situation. A human will instantly figure out the problem.

[General Nick]

My cat can hear the elevator.


OH!

[Rughugger]

Following a dog out in the rain...when all he probably had to do was take a crap. Sounds like you're the dumb one. He would have came back when he was hungry.

[Hazard]

(about the length of two computer monitors)

Lol'd at comparison. Either your on the computer too much or your smart for giving people on a forum an easy comparison.

[TapeDeck]

Lol'd at comparison. Either your on the computer too much or your smart for giving people on a forum an easy comparison.

Yeah. Also his system of weights and measures is very vague.

[SeventhSandwich]

I don't have a dog. I win

[Nymethus]

Dogs are stupid.