No, literally.
So I'm feeding the horses over at my dad's barn, when I run out of water to give to them. So I take a bucket and go outside to fill it up, much to my surprise, two ducks decided to have intercourse on a 2 by 4 about 6 feet from the pump where I filled the bucket. I hooked up a hose to the pump, and sprayed at the ducks until they moved away. As I started to fill up the bucket, I noticed that the ducks were yet again at it. I continued to spray them. As soon as I finish filling up the bucket full of water, I look out, and once again the ducks are having hot love. So that's when I took the bucket of water, and threw it over the ducks. I then chased them back to the neighboring house, in which I caught them again on the way out towards my house.
Tl;dr: Determined ducks are determined.
