tribal jokes... topic and are they allowed

[Sandvich]

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I was thinkin oven, just couldn't get the rest

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[Mateo]

How is a black person just like a bike?

Neither work without chains.


Why do black people hate aspirin?

They're white, they work, and you have to pick through cotton to get to them.

[Sandvich]

What did the mexican say to the white guy?
I don't know, I couldn't understand him.

[Hiiro3293]

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

yeah

now guess this one

how many jews can you fit into your car?

[Regulith]

and since you can see im half cat why dont you make fun of my race being a Kahjit and all

Someone wishes they were something they're not.

You're not half-cat, no matter how hard you wish. You sound like that one guy who tried to convince us he was..."Tails doll".

[Mikiyikiy]

So there's this Mexican, this Itallian, and this Chinese guy, and they're all throwing stuff they have alot in their country off a cliff. The Itallian guy throws off some cheese, "Alot of chese in my country." the Mexican throws off some beans. "Plenty of beans in Mexico." Chinese guy throws off rice. "Alot of rice in my country." Then an American guy walks along and asks "What are you doing?" The Chinese guy says "We're throwing what we have alot of in our country off this cliff." so the american guy pushes the mexican guy off the cliff and says "Plenty of them in my country".

[zookuw]

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

wait that means I'm weird right??


(pizza screams in the background)

[CapTMeaT]

inb4bisjac :D

[Thorax]

how many jews can you fit into your car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray.

Your jokes are old.

Q: How do you fix your dishwasher?
A: Hit her.

Someone wishes they were something they're not.

You're not half-cat, no matter how hard you wish. You sound like that one guy who tried to convince us he was..."Tails doll".

Those people are called, "Furries".

[Mateo]

A guy and a girl both get in a car wreck. Who was at fault?

The guy. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.


Women's rights.

[Hiiro3293]

so theres a mexican a chinese guy and an iraqian on a plane... the flight attendent tells them they have to tos some stuff off
so the chinese guy throws of some rice
the mexican tosses some tacos
and the iraqian some bombs
when they reach their destination the chinese man sees a kid crying and asks "whats wrong"
the kid responds with "I LOOKED UP AND RICE HIT MY HEAD"
and the chinese man ran like a chinese man
the mexican gets off and sees a kid crying he says "wats wrong kid" the kid replies with "I LOOKED UP AND TACOS BEAT ME INTO THE FLOOR" so the mexican runs away
and finnaly the iraqian gets off and sees a laughing kid and asks "wats wrong"
the kid then says "I FARTED AND MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE BLEW UP HAAHAHAHAHAHA"

   ~fin~

[Thorax]

Women's rights.

Pure win every time.

Q: How many women does it take to screw in the lightbulb?
A: Who cares, they can cook in the dark.

EDIT:

so theres a mexican a chinese guy and an iraqian on a plane... the flight attendent tells them they have to tos some stuff off
so the chinese guy throws of some rice
the mexican tosses some tacos
and the iraqian some bombs
when they reach their destination the chinese man sees a kid crying and asks "whats wrong"
the kid responds with "I LOOKED UP AND RICE HIT MY HEAD"
and the chinese man ran like a chinese man
the mexican gets off and sees a kid crying he says "wats wrong kid" the kid replies with "I LOOKED UP AND TACOS BEAT ME INTO THE FLOOR" so the mexican runs away
and finnaly the iraqian gets off and sees a laughing kid and asks "wats wrong"
the kid then says "I FARTED AND MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE BLEW UP HAAHAHAHAHAHA"

   ~fin~

Again, old jokes. I heard a version of this 6 years ago. Good times in elemetary school...

[Messes]

iraqian

It's Iraqi

[Mikiyikiy]

and finnaly the iraqian gets off and sees a laughing kid and asks "wats wrong"
the kid then says "I FARTED AND MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE BLEW UP HAAHAHAHAHAHA"

   ~fin~

OMG A FART JOKE HAHAHAHAHAH! OMG HE FARTED AND THAT BOMB HIT HIS NEIGHBORS HOUSE SO IT'S LIKE HE FARTED AND BLEW UP HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE loving LOLOLOLLO HAHAHAHAHA OH DAMN THAT'S SUCH A KNEE SLAPPER A FART JOKE! IT'S SO ORIGINAL!

[Hiiro3293]

What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a  black dude on a bike?
Thief.

What is the worst 3 years of a black mans life?
First grade.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black person?

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