Author Topic: If I give you a snipe rifle with one bullet, you would..  (Read 4911 times)

Shoot you and your god damn ass.

"BOOM HEADSHOT" much?
I'm sure your ass isn't your head.  Or maybe you have you head stuck up your ass.

I'm sure your ass isn't your head.  Or maybe you have you head stuck up your ass.

That was the greatest thing I've heard today.

He never said it was a bolt-action rifle.

True, but there are no illegal "Sniper Rifles" in the US, I could buy a Barret M82 chambered in .50 BMG, if I had the money I could order it out of this catalog. Point was, where is this person from that apparently thinks they're illegal.

I would name it Steve and I would raise it to be a very good christan boy who would do good in school and sports. Every weekend Steve and I would go to buy Icecream. One night I would tell Steve that I love him so much and than I would go to the market and buy Steve Blockland (by this time Blockland is in retail stores), I would be very disappointed to see how Steves life has gone downhill through the BL Forums. I would see the researchographic sites he went to and hack them all. Then when he is 13 I would walk in on him and his friends smoking weed, I would ground him from his bong for a week. BUT when I see that he is having love with a 14 year old I would call the Social People and takemyself away. I WOULD WORK MY ASS OFF for this kid that doesnt do stuff but get high. When he is 17 he would drop out of collage and I would through his ass out of my house to go get a living, when I realised this living was off of selling drugs id report him to the police and after his massive murder spree in mexico was over I would go visit him and then, only then would I realise he was a sniper this whole time and I would get bullet (which few can outsmart) and load his ass up and shoot myself, up the brown town crevise.


I would use the gun as a can opener.

Firstly i would wear some rubber gloves when you give it to me. Second i would trade it for a packet of pop tarts. And lastly i'd eat the pot tarts and report you to the police.

I'd sell it on Ebay, and buy stuff for my computer. :)

Go Chuck norris on your ass.

in united states, its illegal to own firearms unless you have a permit.

and since i doubt you had a permit when you handed me a rifle, it illegal to give people guns.

only "guns" not illegal to own are AirSoft guns..like this

I'd sell it, I have no use for guns...

With one hundred bullets i would go on a Killing Spree^^^^^^^^  LOL  title edit

I'd take the bullet out and put the gun on display in a nice cabinet. I'd probably just shove the bullet in a desk drawer or something.

I would...
drop it on the ground and step on it and say
I don't hunt birds, I like birds, their my Friends!

I'd probably decide to shoot cans off of a fence!

4 cans lined up on fence
*Fires first shot* Bang! and Ping! as the can falls down
Moves onto next can
*click* *click* *click* *click* ...Fuuuuuuuu-